Ask an aussie anything!

[Capt_obivous]

Could you tell us what the Aussie slang terms are for male and female parts, various sexual acts, kissing, and other naughtiness? :smile:

well....let me think

for penis you'd have: dong, donga, wang, johnson, peter, willie, john thomas, old fella...hmm

for vagina: tasmania, box, twat, furry front bottom.

kissing is obviously pashing
fucking would be rooting

Then you have feeling up, whacking off, giving her a bit, giving yourself a bit

I might add more to this as i think of them!

 

[Lambycake]

How many of your ancestors were hung?

Do you mean hung or hanged?

Is your penis of an average size in Australia?

Do you know any jackaroos?

 

[Capt_obivous]

I hear Australian made kangaroo hide bullwhips are the best in the world. Who would you recommend? (thanks to subgirrl for making me think of this)

I'm afraid to say i haven't a clue having never owned a whip i can only say that kangaroo makes for lean and tasty mince.

Which Australian actor/actress are you most proud of? Any that embarrass you?

hmm...most proud of....probably Hugh Jackman. Very aussie, very nice, and up there amongst the worlds best. Plus i have a great deal of respect for actors that do both stage and film work. There aren't any second takes on stage. I'd have to say Paul Hogan annoys me a bit...he plays too hard on the "I'm Australian" theme

why are u so racist towards Asian?
U guys always claim that Australia is only belong to white aussie.

There are racist people in australia, like anywhere in the world. I'm not one of them however, I love different cultures! And i like asian girls too

 

[Capt_obivous]

How many of your ancestors were hung?

None that I know of. There were a few crims in my ancestry, but none of them were hung (at the gallows )

Is your penis of an average size in Australia?

I'd say its above average, the girls i've talked to seem to think so anyway

Do you know any jackaroos?

Nope I'm a city boy. My uncle has a farm with cattle, but much too small to need jackaroos

sorry for the slow replies, I've been without proper net for almost two weeks...yay for moving!

 

[rbkwp]

Hi Au

How come your not doing too well in the Ashes?

with all respect
sledging caught up wi yo guys perhaps?

enz

THANKS fr yr assistance re the Mining btw

 

[Capt_obivous]

All the people who could play cricket retired Now we need to train the youngins through the bitterness of defeat!

 

[B_stu.kay823]

Is it time to drop Marcus north and replace him with Steve Smith OR Usman Khawaga??

 

[ozdude]

Do you have a pet kangaroo?

I did! His name was Kinga, we used to take him on holidays and everything. Certainly wouldn't be allowed nowadays.

 

[rbkwp]

yr spot on re Cricket au
as the younger Wallabies side is proving to be so
(not mentioning it was clever to nab Kiwi Deans as yr coach) ha
80$ @ 9 on Centrebet wi Wallabies, once i knew Henry had re-appled for the ABs
NO loyalty from me, with that hah

Question:
aussies/kiwis are infamous for going on there OE,s
(overseas experience, for others info)

have you done yrs yet?
enz

 

[Capt_obivous]

I haven't done any OE yet (other than holidays ) but I've just finished my uni degree so its something I'm considering!

 

[D_Felix the Bat]

I haven't done any OE yet (other than holidays ) but I've just finished my uni degree so its something I'm considering!

Congratulations on your degree! :beerchug2:

 

[beretta8]

Will you be staying downunder or are you planning to move upabove....?

 

[rbkwp]

mmm cant believe asked that Q 6 months or so ago ha
NICE to hear, of yr progression Au

KEEP SAFE re them damn floods matey
Hope yr out of harms way.
thinking of ALL you Aussies there, as much as we have our funny little joking clashes ..
God i spent time in all those affected areas, and it hurts to see you folk hurting
(all them commercial fields of veges wiped out)
Cheers
enz

and Hi B8, thanks fr the revival. & surley.

 

[BDS]

Let us know how things are in your area with the floods.... Hoping all is well with you.

 

[ronin001]

Why cant Wombats fly if they are bats ?