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[findfirefox]

I am going to establish myself here.. one day, I will have a MIND-BLOWING post.. and people will have their mouths open in AWE:biggrin1:

Your surely going to blowing something else soon... and yes your mouth will be open as well.

 

[jeff black]

Your surely going to blowing something else soon... and yes your mouth will be open as well.

Careful Firefox... I may have to call in a few Slutty friends here... they know how to clean up extra cum lying around on the floors:tongue: I call them... THE CLEANERS...

*cue mysterious music*

To be fair, they are just really slutty and love attention... especially on their "btms" which are certainly far from "Novice"

Any chance I get to make a plug...sorry buddy.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

You newbies need to understand, that I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN MAKE UP WORDS... and USE THEM. GINORMOUS....=mine.:biggrin1:

How do I teach people this?

Hate to break it to you, pussybutt, but you didn't make up that word.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

That hot ass will move you quickly to veteran status, though.

Does that mean stretched enough to take your monster?

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

Sorcerer taught me how to threadjack.

He can teach you too for a small fee.

Did you see that I was pimping for you, bro?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Did you see that I was pimping for you, bro?

How did I miss this? I fuckin' love you!

 

[tallguypns]

I still think it's funnier to tell me the answer and let ME ask the question.

http://www.lpsg.org/funny-stuff-jok...he-answer.html?highlight=answer+johnny+carson

 

[jeff black]

Hate to break it to you, pussybutt, but you didn't make up that word.

I know I didn't... but I like it, and I use it a fair bit.:tongue:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I know I didn't... but I like it, and I use it a fair bit.:tongue:

I guess that means you like huge cocks.

 

[jeff black]

I guess that means you like huge cocks.

Well yours...:tongue: And Alex's.......... and Hungmuscle's,........ and Vinny's,........ and Jonah's, .........and Jeepranglerboi's,...... and Altairion's,........ and, Well, I guess I do...:biggrin1:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Well yours...:tongue: And Alex's.......... and Hungmuscle's,........ and Vinny's,........ and Jonah's, .........and Jeepranglerboi's,...... and Altairion's,........ and, Well, I guess I do...:biggrin1:

You just reminded me of a porno with a long line of guys each taking turns ramming one bottom but only one very hard thrust and then next, thrust, next..etc.

 

[jeff black]

You just reminded me of a porno with a long line of guys each taking turns ramming one bottom but only one very hard thrust and then next, thrust, next..etc.

I think I have seen that one... the kid is blonde? Lying on a floor in what appears to be a basement or car garage? cement floors?:biggrin1:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I think I have seen that one... the kid is blonde? Lying on a floor in what appears to be a basement or car garage? cement floors?:biggrin1:

It was a blonde kid but no cement but then again, aren't all bottoms blonde twinks? :biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

It was a blonde kid but no cement but then again, aren't all bottoms blonde twinks? :biggrin1:

Yah, I loved it... but, I felt bad for the guy....that poor blonde kid was just getting slammed...
and yes, ALL blondes are twinks. and easy:tongue:

 

[findfirefox]

It was a blonde kid but no cement but then again, aren't all bottoms blonde twinks? :biggrin1:

Yes, it looks that way, but I would never say anything like that.

(I forgot about this thread)

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

I have a couple with a line of guys on their hands and knees behind each other, rimming the guy in front...

Very ChiChi LaRue redux.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Yah, I loved it... but, I felt bad for the guy....that poor blonde kid was just getting slammed...
and yes, ALL blondes are twinks. and easy:tongue:

His hole was wide open and he was soaking up every inch of big cock he could get.

I'm not a twink and rarely a bottom...

 

[jeff black]

His hole was wide open and he was soaking up every inch of big cock he could get.

I'm not a twink and rarely a bottom...

BUT SO EASY:tongue:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

BUT SO EASY:tongue:

Yes, that part is true. A good crotch grab will get you whatever you want.

 

[jeff black]

Yes, that part is true. A good crotch grab will get you whatever you want.

I was unaware there was a difference between a good grab and a bad one.