Ask Mike Hawk anything

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  1. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Go ahead, ask him! :biggrin1:
     
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    Is That Your Butt?
     
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    No...not even sure how I would take a pic in that position.
     
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    Mike Hawk sounds like a porn star name. Are you a porn star?
     
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    I wish! Maybe then I could finally get laid, and get some money!
     
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    Both are terribly easy to attain, depending on how far you're willing to go.:wink:
     
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    How far? I don't have much gas left.
     
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    I would ask. But Mr Hawk nolonger replys to me these days.:frown1:
     
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    Ask away my friend!
     
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    I was speaking behavior-wise. Clients will certainly come to you if you'll appease their hedonistic desires.
     
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    And I was being a smart ass. :wink:

    What kind of hedonistic desires we talking here?
     
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    I know, I was being satirical.

    Do you have to ask? People are fucking sick, I'll say that. I saw a special on HBO where hookers talked about men who want their testicles stepped on and slammed in doors, and men who consume shit and piss from their hooker. You asked.
     
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    Aaand I'm not that desperate for money. Next question!!
     
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    Would you kick a man in the balls or shit on a plate so he can eat it for $500,000,000.00?
     
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    Wait, he takes the abuse and gets the money, or I do this stuff to him and I get the money?

    If he's getting the money, then no. But if I get the money, well...:biggrin1:
     
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    That's a fuckton of money. I'd gladly kick a man in the balls if I got 500 million dollars for it. I'd never have to work ever again.
     
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    Well here's the conundrum. He can find someone else who'll do it for less, so your price may have to drop.
     
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    If we blindfolded you and Mlle Rouge and I took turns blowing you, which of us would make you pop? :tongue:
     
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    :rofl:

    I might be so happy, I wouldn't give a damn. :tongue:
     
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