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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Jurgen Klitgaard, Aug 1, 2008.
Go ahead, ask him! :biggrin1:
Is That Your Butt?
No...not even sure how I would take a pic in that position.
Mike Hawk sounds like a porn star name. Are you a porn star?
I wish! Maybe then I could finally get laid, and get some money!
Both are terribly easy to attain, depending on how far you're willing to go.:wink:
How far? I don't have much gas left.
I would ask. But Mr Hawk nolonger replys to me these days.:frown1:
Ask away my friend!
I was speaking behavior-wise. Clients will certainly come to you if you'll appease their hedonistic desires.
And I was being a smart ass. :wink:
What kind of hedonistic desires we talking here?
I know, I was being satirical.
Do you have to ask? People are fucking sick, I'll say that. I saw a special on HBO where hookers talked about men who want their testicles stepped on and slammed in doors, and men who consume shit and piss from their hooker. You asked.
Aaand I'm not that desperate for money. Next question!!
Would you kick a man in the balls or shit on a plate so he can eat it for $500,000,000.00?
Wait, he takes the abuse and gets the money, or I do this stuff to him and I get the money?
If he's getting the money, then no. But if I get the money, well...:biggrin1:
That's a fuckton of money. I'd gladly kick a man in the balls if I got 500 million dollars for it. I'd never have to work ever again.
Well here's the conundrum. He can find someone else who'll do it for less, so your price may have to drop.
If we blindfolded you and Mlle Rouge and I took turns blowing you, which of us would make you pop? :tongue:
I might be so happy, I wouldn't give a damn. :tongue: