Ask My Penis Anything

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Tintagel_Demondong, Feb 2, 2008.

  1. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    Consider it your magic 8 ball. Ask and it shall answer. If it tilts to the left then it's a "yes." If it tilts to the right then it's a "no." If it tilts upward then come a little closer baby.

    This is actually a parody of the lame and stupid "ask" threads that I've been avoiding. I just couldn't resist. My penis is ready to answer any question posed ladies and gentlemen.
     
  2. The Dragon

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    Is that a picture of you in your gallery?
     
  3. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    Does your head hurt when rec3000 beats you too hard?
     
  4. crescendo69

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    Is it getting warmer outside next week?
     
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    Can we stop some of these idiotic threads perhaps?
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    Camph i unnershan whayi ash iph my mouph ish phull?
     
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    I see we have the same tastes in men!
     
  8. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    Yep and I just added more.
     
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    Is the pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods?:confused::confused:
     
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    What does it mean if your penis answers with a spin?
     
  11. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    It's broken and needs to be fixed.

    Any volunteers?
     
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    Remind me not to go cruising with you. :tongue: Either that or we are going to have to arm wrestle for who gets first dibs on his sweet ass.
     
  13. The Dragon

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    GGRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

    Love the new pics.
     
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    Male Mouths? or Female?
     
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    Rec gives his percentages as 50:50. But you are the expert.
    Are those figures accurate?
     
  16. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    The great and powerful penis says.... "yes!"

    Pay not attention to the man behind that penis!
     
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    When will we get to see your Great and Powerful Penis?
     
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    I'm glad to see you posted rec, I should get commission from Rob_E :)
     
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    would your penis be jealous if only your balls were sucked on?
     
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    Did grandma really get run over by a reindeer or did you hit her with your floppies?
     
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