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[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

A quick note to NJQT:

An ordinary google search shows much support for my use of the hebrew "matza".


Balashon - Hebrew Language Detective: matza


Matza 101 Cookbook - By: Jenny Kdoshim & Debbie Bevans


Matzo: Facts, Discussion Forum, and Encyclopedia Article



Please! No apologies necessary! You meant well, I'm sure!


Signed,
silly goy

 

[Catchoftheday]

Lunch I had no breakfast this morning.

:frown1:

Hello naughty girl, you should have some breakfast, don't you think skipping breakfast is..naughty

 

[naughty]

Do you have a gym membership? It seems so many on this site have them. I don't have one. I am afraid I might burn a calorie, and I'd lose an ounce.

Yes,

I have an ongoing reservation at Curves. Do I use it?

 

[naughty]

:frown1:

Hello naughty girl, you should have some breakfast, don't you think skipping breakfast is..naughty

Oh yes it is quite naughty and quite unwise but I had what my mother refers to as the "Can't help its"

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

She's got curves, and she knows how to use them......

 

[naughty]

She's got curves, and she knows how to use them......

You got that right! LOL!

 

[nudeyorker]

Is it freezing there? I bought a new coat yesterday it was soooooo cold!

 

[naughty]

Is it freezing there? I bought a new coat yesterday it was soooooo cold!

Yes it is seriously winter. Which is why I feel no pain about seeing the inauguration on the television at home nice and toasty. Though it is exciting to think about being there the reality is not one I want to experience.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Yes it is seriously winter. Which is why I feel no pain about seeing the inauguration on the television at home nice and toasty. Though it is exciting to think about being there the reality is not one I want to experience.

Ever the practical Scorpia.:biggrin1:

 

[naughty]

Ever the practical Scorpia.:biggrin1:

You know it!

 

[prepstudinsc]

What sort of snacks will tickle your tastebuds as you watch the events on Tuesday?

 

[naughty]

What sort of snacks will tickle your tastebuds as you watch the events on Tuesday?

Something healthy. I didnt survive the holidays to add more poundage now. I intend to emerge from the winter as a beautiful butterfly... or at least be on my way.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Something healthy. I didnt survive the holidays to add more poundage now. I intend to emerge from the winter as a beautiful butterfly... or at least be on my way.

I think you should make a big pot of chicken soup and have a nice salad of baby greens with a dijon vinaigrette.

 

[naughty]

I think you should make a big pot of chicken soup and have a nice salad of baby greens with a dijon vinaigrette.

That sounds delightful...What will you be eating?

 

[prepstudinsc]

That sounds delightful...What will you be eating?

I'm not sure, as I'm supposed to be at work, but...

 

[naughty]

I'm not sure, as I'm supposed to be at work, but...

Well, I will deserve a serious rest. I have to be at work on Saturday and Sunday. It will be nice to be off Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. I'm off to the salt mines...

 

[invisibleman]

Dear Naughty--

I made love to a wonderful British guy. But because I was long overdue for sex and my thick peenus is a sidewinder. My one-night stand seems to have...complications. As you can see...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w

How do I restore him to his normal gait?

Sidewinder.

 

[naughty]

Dear Naughty--

I made love to a wonderful British guy. But because I was long overdue for sex and my thick peenus is a sidewinder. My one-night stand seems to have...complications. As you can see...

YouTube - Ministry of Silly Walks

How do I restore him to his normal gait?

Sidewinder.

Dear sidewinder,

at the moment I am unable to access your link so I am not able to answer your question with any degree of intelligence. Maybe you can describe it to me...

 

[invisibleman]

Dear Naughty--

I made love to a wonderful British guy. But because I was long overdue for sex and my thick peenus is a sidewinder. My one-night stand seems to have...complications. As you can see...

YouTube - Ministry of Silly Walks

How do I restore him to his normal gait?

Sidewinder.

Dear sidewinder,

at the moment I am unable to access your link so I am not able to answer your question with any degree of intelligence. Maybe you can describe it to me...

Dear Naughty,

Just click the link when you can...once you see what happened...it may make you :tongue-tied: . Maybe Prepstud, could get the link...

Sidewinder.:frown1:

 

[prepstudinsc]

Sidewinder, it's not nice to make British people walk funny.