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  1. Smooth88

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    Here I am. Fire away. :cool:
     
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    How does it feel to be on your own, without a home
    Like a complete unknown?
     
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    Who does your hair?
     
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    How come I'm dawdling on this site, when I should go to bed? :p
     
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    Um.... I live with my mom.

    I go to a couple different places depending on if I also want a shape up. I get if professionally done once a month. I also do it myself every two weeks for touching up and retwisting.

    I get it professionally done for stuff like cleaning and conditioning, braiding and coloring. The gel makes it look like someone jizzed in my hair if I dont clean and or recolor. I'm thinking about tipping it temporarily to see how it looks.

    NAO!!!!
     
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    Who told you were smooth?
     
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    Nobody. Smooth is short for Smooth Operator which was my stage name when I was in a dance crew in high school. And yes Smooth Operator was taken from the Sade song.
     
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    why are you not showing FACE?
    I have a face fetish..

    I hate the back of folks head..
     
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    OOPS never mind.. Left you a few PICTURE comments..:redface:
     
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    K thanx!! :smile:
     
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    I like you well enough; you're a really nice guy, but no. If you wanted a Spotlight thread, you could have got one.

    Far less deserving people did.
     
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    How did you meet your current girlfriend? :confused:
     
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    ^The Bill Simmons Memorial Award for backhanded compliment post of the year

    This might sound embarrassing but Myspace..... We first started to get to know each other about a year and a half ago. After she broke up with her boyfriend at the time we started talking more and hanging out, small stuff. Our first official date as a couple is tomorrow night.
     
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    Frankly, I've got nothing to ask. But then if I did, I would have done it by pm. And I certainly wouldn't have been so vainglorious as to start a thread to instigate questions. :wink:
     
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    Uhm no, actually telling people you met in the chat room @ LPSG.org is embarassing. That is why I never told anyone that's where me and the last guy met.
     
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    Remember I'm 21. We were the generation (the people who are now 20-22) who had a Myspace before it became super-famous and flooded with all these little kids. Now if your in a group of my friends and you ask if you have a myspace you get laughed and ridiculed out of the room. We graduated to facebook and twitter lol.
     
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    You being born in Scorpio...do your sexual desires really control your life path?
     
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    How do you afford your hair appointments? I ask because my dreads look pretty dreadful because I made them myself :blush:
     
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    I'm a virgin. Guess.

    My mother is a doctor. Plus I do billing for her other ventures so I get paid for that which in turn I use some of it for hair.
     
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    Aha... I told you that Scorpios were good detectives...Doing your reconaissance before making your big move, Beretta8?
     
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