Sluttiest thing done in front of me? Bf and I's FWB licked up my boyfriend's cum and then snowballed it back into his mouth
Most physically risky sexual experience you've had? (Can include unprotected sex, etc)
Eesshh. Umm. I was about 30/31 when this happened. So I used to know this guy who has narcolepsy and the hospital he was under gave him all kinds of weird and wonderful experimental treatments and one lunchtime he came to my work and dropped me off a couple of his new ones. Take one of these with one of these, he said, it feels good.
It was a quiet afternoon and I was bored so I necked them. About 45 mins later I couldn't quite sit still and was having trouble concentrating and I made some lame-ass excuse about having to work from home... truth was that the drugs made me more horny than I have ever felt before or since. It was incredible. I just needed to fuck. NOW. The red mist descended and the only thing I had in my mind was fucking.
So I got on the bus to the West End, went to the basement toilets of a gay bar off Charing Cross Road I knew I could get laid and scored a bj off literally the first person I came to. Didn't even bother to go in a cubicle, I was that horny.
It escalated. There was a group scene of about 5 or 6 of us before I moved into one of the cubicles and finished banging some blond lad bb whilst people watched over the stall walls. It was utterly obscene.
Anyway, following morning when I woke up I was like, Oh. My. God. What have you done??! And went straight round to the GUM clinic to get tested, ran into a client, then into a rent boy I knew before I endured a lecture lecture from some bitch nurse on the correct use of an arsehole and, to be on the safe side, was put on anti-retroviral drugs for 3 months.
It was all fine and I was all clean but the experience was horrible.
Moving on...
Have you ever caught an STI?