Asking a girl for sex

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  1. bigjon14

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    So a friend of mine tells me i should try and fuck their roomie, how should i go abouts doing it?...is it worth it to try and get her to do anal too?
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    How the fuck should we know? :confused:
     
  3. D_Helmer Heighballs

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    seconded.
     
  4. AlteredEgo

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    Have you ever had sex before?
     
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    Such a great post for a FIRST time poster. pfffffft
    And here I was thinking there might actually be someone here that didn't have a clue. Wait I guess there is.
     
  6. SpoLLe

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    Say "eyo bittay I'm tryin to get my D wet, think you can do somethin' bout dat?"

    Works like a charm.
     
  7. dolfette

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    try,

    ''hey, i see you as just a hole to spunk in! wanna lay down and spread while i shove it up your pooper?''

    :rolleyes:
     
  8. ManlyBanisters

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    Play her this - draw her attention to the lyrics in the last minute :yup:
     
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    You should be a guy. You seem to have all the right answers for dating.

    Thanks, Manly. I'll go ask a co-worker I'm interested in...
     
  10. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    step one invite her over for drinks and too watch a movie. make sure you dont say anything when she comes over other than "hi". any excess words you use will be used against you when she rejects you. make her a drink and have her sit on the couch. instead of putting on the movie put on this song: YouTube - Keith Sweat Featuring Athena Cage - Nobody (Video)

    wordlessly walk across the room and stand in front of her looking deep into her eyes. do not blink! blinking is a sign of weakness. pull out your penis and start stroking it slowly. if she hasnt left by this point you are golden.
     
  11. dolfette

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    i so hope this is a joke...
     
  12. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    if you have to ask it failed either way
     
  13. dolfette

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    at least failing as a joke won't get your balls slapped :smile:
     
  14. ManlyBanisters

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    dolf meet DUDE, DUDE meet dolf - you could be very happy together, or you could murder each other in cold blood. Either way it'd be interesting. :bigeyes:
     
  15. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    but if that scenario works as serious advice the ball slapping will be triumphant
     
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    May I ask if the 14 represents your age?
     
  17. D_Czarova Zucchini

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    :eek:


    hey manly the guy is only asking for sex, not a life partner!

    i'd have to marry the first chick who'd do me and appreciate Zappa!
     
  18. D_Czarova Zucchini

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    eh...best saved for the second date
     
  19. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    i like to believe that Scalawag meets girls who will do him but hate Zappa and girls who appreciate Zappa but refuse to do him and his whole life consists of a search for this mythical girl wh likes both zappa and will do him. i need to stop day drinking
     
  20. D_Czarova Zucchini

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    i should've mentioned "likes anal too" but pretty close.

    most days i just cry myself to sleep saying "is it too much to ask"?
     
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