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Asking a girl for sex

bigjon14

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So a friend of mine tells me i should try and fuck their roomie, how should i go abouts doing it?...is it worth it to try and get her to do anal too?
 

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Such a great post for a FIRST time poster. pfffffft
And here I was thinking there might actually be someone here that didn't have a clue. Wait I guess there is.
 

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Say "eyo bittay I'm tryin to get my D wet, think you can do somethin' bout dat?"

Works like a charm.
 

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try,

''hey, i see you as just a hole to spunk in! wanna lay down and spread while i shove it up your pooper?''

:rolleyes:
 

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step one invite her over for drinks and too watch a movie. make sure you dont say anything when she comes over other than "hi". any excess words you use will be used against you when she rejects you. make her a drink and have her sit on the couch. instead of putting on the movie put on this song: YouTube - Keith Sweat Featuring Athena Cage - Nobody (Video)

wordlessly walk across the room and stand in front of her looking deep into her eyes. do not blink! blinking is a sign of weakness. pull out your penis and start stroking it slowly. if she hasnt left by this point you are golden.
 

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step one invite her over for drinks and too watch a movie. make sure you dont say anything when she comes over other than "hi". any excess words you use will be used against you when she rejects you. make her a drink and have her sit on the couch. instead of putting on the movie put on this song: YouTube - Keith Sweat Featuring Athena Cage - Nobody (Video)

wordlessly walk across the room and stand in front of her looking deep into her eyes. do not blink! blinking is a sign of weakness. pull out your penis and start stroking it slowly. if she hasnt left by this point you are golden.
i so hope this is a joke...
 

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dolf meet DUDE, DUDE meet dolf - you could be very happy together, or you could murder each other in cold blood. Either way it'd be interesting. :bigeyes:
 

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but if that scenario works as serious advice the ball slapping will be triumphant
 

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i like to believe that Scalawag meets girls who will do him but hate Zappa and girls who appreciate Zappa but refuse to do him and his whole life consists of a search for this mythical girl wh likes both zappa and will do him. i need to stop day drinking
 

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So a friend of mine tells me i should try and fuck their roomie, how should i go abouts doing it?...is it worth it to try and get her to do anal too?


Seriously, is that how you choose your sex partners, you have some third person point them out to you? :headshake: And then you ask the internets instead of the person you want to have the sex with? :rotfl: