Asking a girl for sex

bigjon14

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So a friend of mine tells me i should try and fuck their roomie, how should i go abouts doing it?...is it worth it to try and get her to do anal too?
 
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Say "eyo bittay I'm tryin to get my D wet, think you can do somethin' bout dat?"

Works like a charm.
 

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try,

''hey, i see you as just a hole to spunk in! wanna lay down and spread while i shove it up your pooper?''

:rolleyes:
 

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step one invite her over for drinks and too watch a movie. make sure you dont say anything when she comes over other than "hi". any excess words you use will be used against you when she rejects you. make her a drink and have her sit on the couch. instead of putting on the movie put on this song: YouTube - Keith Sweat Featuring Athena Cage - Nobody (Video)

wordlessly walk across the room and stand in front of her looking deep into her eyes. do not blink! blinking is a sign of weakness. pull out your penis and start stroking it slowly. if she hasnt left by this point you are golden.
 

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step one invite her over for drinks and too watch a movie. make sure you dont say anything when she comes over other than "hi". any excess words you use will be used against you when she rejects you. make her a drink and have her sit on the couch. instead of putting on the movie put on this song: YouTube - Keith Sweat Featuring Athena Cage - Nobody (Video)

wordlessly walk across the room and stand in front of her looking deep into her eyes. do not blink! blinking is a sign of weakness. pull out your penis and start stroking it slowly. if she hasnt left by this point you are golden.
i so hope this is a joke...
 

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i like to believe that Scalawag meets girls who will do him but hate Zappa and girls who appreciate Zappa but refuse to do him and his whole life consists of a search for this mythical girl wh likes both zappa and will do him. i need to stop day drinking