Asking A Stripper To Size You Up

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I just randomly had an amazing lap dance. She grabbed my piece 4 or 5 times during the dances and even put her mouth on it over my pants. I took the chance to ask her what she thought I was working with. She instantly grabbed it and said, "Oh, you're thick. About as much as I could take. You must know. Did you just want to hear it"? I loved it. Has anyone else ever done this?
 

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Long ago back in my single days, I killed an evening or a half-dozen in strip clubs while traveling for work. I never had a dancer say anything and I never brought it up in the conversation, but there were a couple in particular who seemed to take notice. One kept intensely stroking her shin against my junk, looking me right in the eyes with a sly smile the whole time. The other was a particularly well-breasted young lady who as soon as she got me hard, knelt down and very meticulously tit-fucked me through my pants like there was no tomorrow. I mean, she didn’t just press her chest into my crotch, she took a boob in each hand and literally wrapped them around my cock. I was actually a bit surprised by how brazen she was about it given my previous experiences with dancers to that point.

That second one, I’ve always wondered a bit about. Earlier that night, I had gotten a lap dance from another, absolutely adorable young lady whose shift was ending and I never spoke to again, but I did see taking to the huge boobed one right afterwards. Then a minute or two later, big boobs plops down next to me at one of the stages and starts chatting me up. I’ve always figured she singled me out because of something the other dancer said about me. Most likely it was just that I was an easy mark or not a grabby asshole, but that it could have been “You need to check out the dick on that guy” is a nice thought, anyway. ;)
 

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I just randomly had an amazing lap dance. She grabbed my piece 4 or 5 times during the dances and even put her mouth on it over my pants. I took the chance to ask her what she thought I was working with. She instantly grabbed it and said, "Oh, you're thick. About as much as I could take. You must know. Did you just want to hear it"? I loved it. Has anyone else ever done this?

Lord knows, as a professional stripper she would have *no* reason to just make something up to feed your male ego.

Nope. None at all.
 

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I have only had one lap dance in my life and she bounced and rubbed her butt on my erect cock through my jeans until I was leaking precum. I had no idea it could get that good. It was a sort of magical experience that I will never forget.

She was impressed and enjoying herself. Yes, she was doing her job.

To the poster above me, the point is that some women are beautiful and not every sexual experience with a beautiful woman has to end with ejaculation. Better to grind and part ways than to never grind at all. That being said, it still seems like an incredible waste of money to me. I probably won't pay for a lap dance again unless I end up with more money than I know what to do with.
 
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I just randomly had an amazing lap dance. She grabbed my piece 4 or 5 times during the dances and even put her mouth on it over my pants. I took the chance to ask her what she thought I was working with. She instantly grabbed it and said, "Oh, you're thick. About as much as I could take. You must know. Did you just want to hear it"? I loved it. Has anyone else ever done this?

So, I used to frequent with a couple of work buddies after some really bad, long days at the office. They were a fun way to blow off steam. That said, I had one friend who had a thing for a young Asian chick, who would always be happy to give him her full attention when we dropped by. She was also very happy to take his money, leaving him drooling with (I presume) a raging hardon that always went unattended. My buddies and I would laugh every time “there goes Jim.” I’m sure she told him he whatever he wanted to hear to make sure the dollars continued to flow.
 

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A lap dance has to be one of the most poorly designed services ever. I have no interest in getting that worked up and then left high and dry. What's the point? Anyway, to each his own.

The first couple times my friends/co-workers dragged me to a strip club, I hated it. I’d have much rather been at a regular bar where I’d have a chance of meeting somebody for real. One of those times, a dancer even got mad at me for not paying attention to her, LOL. But it’s all about the circumstances. If you’re just in town for the night, and your choice is “I can see titties or not see titties,” wellllll....

It’s been ages since I stepped into one, though. It’s probably pushing 20 years now.
 

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I went a few times with work and non work friends / bachelors parties ETC. ( yearssss ogo ) But I understood that the women were working and doing a job. They had no real interest in me or my friends, aside from the 5 minutes for the dance. Truthfully I approached it like an actor does during a sex scene. Roger Moore ( James Bond ) was once asked about his sex scenes, and if he got aroused. He answered that he was just acting, even with the beautiful woman, also he did not want to be seen with a boner on the film set

PS, for all you young impressionable, lads of LPSG. When a stripper asks you to buy her a drink, at least in NY, she gets a cut of the sale.. Second thing she ask for an alcoholic drink; but be served soda or another non alcoholic drink, So the 10 dollar drink you bought only cost 25 cents
 

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I went a few times with work and non work friends / bachelors parties ETC. ( yearssss ogo ) But I understood that the women were working and doing a job. They had no real interest in me or my friends, aside from the 5 minutes for the dance. Truthfully I approached it like an actor does during a sex scene. Roger Moore ( James Bond ) was once asked about his sex scenes, and if he got aroused. He answered that he was just acting, even with the beautiful woman, also he did not want to be seen with a boner on the film set

PS, for all you young impressionable, lads of LPSG. When a stripper asks you to buy her a drink, at least in NY, she gets a cut of the sale.. Second thing she ask for an alcoholic drink; but be served soda or another non alcoholic drink, So the 10 dollar drink you bought only cost 25 cents

That’d kinda how I came around to enjoying those places as an occasional foray: just embracing the basic premise of “I want to see you naked, and you want money. It looks like we have a deal.” Just a bit of fun. Nothing more, nothing less.

That’s funny about the drinks. I don’t think I’ve ever been to an establishment where the patrons bought drinks for the ladies, except maybe those paired shot thingys. Of course, there’s always somebody roaming around selling drinks to the patrons. Drunk horny guys are even easier to take money from than sober horny guys.
 

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I've had strippers grab my dick plenty of times and most always smiled with a little bit of surprise. i've always been a bit speculative of whether or not they were telling the truth as it is a place for trading money for sexual antics. i always did enjoy it and paid for every bit of it all. :)
 
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If you had no sense of "she's only saying this to fluff my ego" then she's a pro at what she does.

Acting and performing to fulfill the fantasy of the customer. If you drop more coin, buy more dances, drinks, and return again, then the customer service is performing exactly what the bar hired her to achieve. They have conversion ratios like any other business.
 

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...One of those times, a dancer even got mad at me for not paying attention to her, LOL. ...
getting mock angry and issuing bratty coquettish challenges are also sales techniques in the repertoire, a kind of negging/flirt
 

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getting mock angry and issuing bratty coquettish challenges are also sales techniques in the repertoire, a kind of negging/flirt
Makes sense.

“Mad” was overstating it anyway. I was sitting at the stage, but was turned away and staring off into space. She stomped her foot right behind me and yelped, “Pay attention!!” It was pretty funny.
 

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In all my years I've never been to a strip joint. Never saw the point. It was far better to go to a disco or club and dance with people who are there to get laid.:cool:
 
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