Ass cleaning tips!!!

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  1. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Why oh why did I read that? My poor brain hurts.
     
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    the best, and simplest ass cleaning tip: shave the ass; get rid of any/all hair around the butt hole. {learned this from listening to Howard Stern years ago} It makes wiping - actually, it is much better if you dab yourself clean rather than wiping like you're cleaning your windshield. With a shaved/hairless butt it only takes about two swipes to get clean. Of course, to be really clean [salad tossing clean] a babywipe or a warmed wash cloth cleans it up perfectly. Apply a little talc and you are good to go!
     
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    Good to go where if I may ask?
     
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    This was toooo funny!!!
    Thanks again Mr. H.
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    LOL; well, 'good to go' : face the day ! You never know when luck will befall you and someone may want to get down and friendly. and a clean, dry, shaved butthole can be quite inviting
     
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    LMAO!!!!:lmao:That guy must be really hairy to be having those problems!
     
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    maybe he should try a pressure washer if he's having so many problems keeping his poo shoot clean.....
     
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    I always wash and go :bootyshake:
     
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    I sort of can't believe anyone need to be told that.
     
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    hes engaged to a playboy model, it must work!
     
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