Ass Hygiene

midlifebear

Expert Member
Joined
Dec 21, 2007
Posts
5,789
Media
0
Likes
175
Points
133
Location
Nevada, Buenos Aires, and Barçelona
Sexuality
60% Gay, 40% Straight
Gender
Male
Enema can be done with ball syringe or squeeze bottle if you are planning anal. Bathtub soak gets all the crevices if you are planning oral. The older I get the more crevices there seem to be-- mere showering, even with the phone-style head, cannot get them all. Not to my standards pre-sex.

Bidet is fine for staying smell free but it is not sufficient for interior cleansing. And they are torture if there is no hot water!

The best clean is steam clean-- Sauna and plunge. But that is not only with sex in mind.

True, dat! Especially when your housekeeper is prone to changing your perfectly butt-tuned settings whenever she sterilizes the bathroom/WC. Still, a sudden freezing cold spritz sure does wake one up! :smile:
 

bigbull29

Worshipped Member
Joined
Apr 24, 2006
Posts
7,583
Media
52
Likes
14,108
Points
343
Location
State College (Pennsylvania, United States)
Sexuality
Pansexual
Gender
Male
When I was working on convincing The Squeeze to make the big "life event changing move" from Buenos Aires to Barcelona, his main consistent complaint was that Spaniards were dirty and didn't keep themselves clean like porteños in Buenos Aires. He now understands he was wrong and whenever he hears a Spaniard complain that Argentines "are dirty" he's quick to jump all over their shit -- so to speak. Still, we make cruel jokes about the French, specifically Parisians. But I've yet to run into any funky-smelling French. I'm sure they exist, just as bad butt smell is somewhat prevalent in the USA. But it pretty much depends upon one's access to good plumbing or public baths.

The best smelling people I've ever met have been the Lacondons that live in the Mexican State of Chiapas. They don't have soap. And they don't have body odor. They just have this light smokey scent about them. Of course, they tend to jump around and play in ponds and streams as if they were Chesapeake Bay Retrievers. That may have something to do with it. :smile:


I've met some really nasty-smelling French people, buddy (lived there for a while). No, I love France. But I have to honest about my experience. The bad breath, BO, and dirty hair (not saying any more about other areas). That said, there are clean French people (I'm not picking on the French).

So, I think it's fair to say that North Americans, Brits and Scandinavians are cleaner than the French in general. That said, I can't argue with you over Spain.

The Japanese are are pretty damn clean in general.

I hate to say this, Midlifebear, but you're sort of right about back-end smells. They're often clean everywhere but their ...

You really made me laugh about the basketball game and theatre. Besides, this really wouldn't be an issue for very clean Americans who shower regularly. But toilet paper is NOT ENOUGH - YOU'RE RIGHT!!! Bidets and wipes are to be used in combination. Toilet paper does very little. North American could stand to have some bidets.
 
Last edited:

EternalCaverns

Sexy Member
Joined
Sep 1, 2008
Posts
135
Media
0
Likes
31
Points
113
Sexuality
69% Straight, 31% Gay
Gender
Female
Some very interesting comments. It's good to see more people rely on more than toilet paper and bring along wipes or take showers after release of solid waste.

Now, here are some other ass hygiene topics most people don't like to discuss or acknowledge but they have to be brought up.

Thongs - The -idea- of thongs (underwear, not footwear) can be sexy and provocative, but seriously, if the average person ONLY relies on toilet paper to clean their ass on a day-to-day basis, how sexy are thongs in reality? Thong wedges and strings go deep within the ass crack as one walks around, sits and bends in many positions. Throughout the day, one is bound to take 1-2 shits at least, so how clean will that thong string be as the day moves along? Thongs essentially become actual butt crack floss, which again isn't sexy. They are bound to collect any leftover residue or butt gunk. This is why I've never found them that appealing as an idea...not unless someone is washing after each release and changing thongs at least twice a day.

Big asses - and this is certainly not meant with any disrespect if someone has a very large ass. But for women, I definitely wonder if with a very well-endowed ass, does it become very difficult to reach around and clean thoroughly with tissue? Most women with big asses will -never- admit this or talk about it because it makes having a big ass suddenly look nasty or unappealing, but it must be true that there have to be specialized and strict beauty/cleaning regimens for those with big asses, in order to stay extra clean. Showers or rinses being a must. Because let's face it, it's got to be more difficult to clean back there than it is for someone with a much smaller or flatter ass.

Shaving/Waxing - Another reality here. The more ass hair one has, the more one will have to make sure they clean well. Hair is meant to grab and trap particles...especially gunky or viscous materials, and fecal matter is ideal in texture, even with very dry stools. I would say in this regard, men have it worst and must be even more practical and vigilant about ass hygiene than women. I would even say maybe it is best for men to look into trimming or waxing back there to make things easier, more sanitary, but I'd imagine ass waxing is not a pleasant experience and it probably has to be done way too often.

When children are potty trained, I don't think most parents really educate on rectal hygiene but rather obvious genital hygiene, face and overall body. Just the use of tissue is taught to most kids or young children. I am pretty sure young girls and women leave skid marks in their underwear from time to time, but we have to admit that this joke is often more associated with men. Why is that?

This has to be related to more hair in the back, as well as the reality that perhaps to have a really clean ass or to go about ways making sure that it is clean, is seen as a feminine or girly thing to do in North American culture? Too "metrosexual"? Hell, I remember a friend that once told me, "I have MAN's ass, no enemas and wipes for me! That's girly shit!"

Most fathers (and mothers to a degree) aren't going to sit down with their young sons and talk about rectal hygiene along with others proper ways to take care of the male self. It sounds "unmanly" and odd. "Those things just aren't discussed around here."

That's definitely a problem.

And so far, I haven't experienced a large wave of butt odor wafting up from anonymous asses upon movie attendants standing up to evacuate a theatre. LOL.
 
Last edited:

jdoe86

Superior Member
Joined
Jun 17, 2003
Posts
3,344
Media
177
Likes
4,012
Points
693
Location
Sunnyvale (California, United States)
Sexuality
60% Straight, 40% Gay
Gender
Male
Some very interesting comments. It's good to see more people rely on more than toilet paper and bring along wipes or take showers after release of solid waste.

Now, here are some other ass hygiene topics most people don't like to discuss or acknowledge but they have to be brought up.

Thongs - The -idea- of thongs (underwear, not footwear) can be sexy and provocative, but seriously, if the average person ONLY relies on toilet paper to clean their ass on a day-to-day basis, how sexy are thongs in reality? Thong wedges and strings go deep within the ass crack as one walks around, sits and bends in many positions. Throughout the day, one is bound to take 1-2 shits at least, so how clean will that thong string be as the day moves along? Thongs essentially become actual butt crack floss, which again isn't sexy. They are bound to collect any leftover residue or butt gunk. This is why I've never found them that appealing as an idea...not unless someone is washing after each release and changing thongs at least twice a day.

Big asses - and this is certainly not meant with any disrespect if someone has a very large ass. But for women, I definitely wonder if with a very well-endowed ass, does it become very difficult to reach around and clean thoroughly with tissue? Most women with big asses will -never- admit this or talk about it because it makes having a big ass suddenly look nasty or unappealing, but it must be true that there have to be specialized and strict beauty/cleaning regimens for those with big asses, in order to stay extra clean. Showers or rinses being a must. Because let's face it, it's got to be more difficult to clean back there than it is for someone with a much smaller or flatter ass.

Shaving/Waxing - Another reality here. The more ass hair one has, the more one will have to make sure they clean well. Hair is meant to grab and trap particles...especially gunky or viscous materials, and fecal matter is ideal in texture, even with very dry stools. I would say in this regard, men have it worst and must be even more practical and vigilant about ass hygiene than women. I would even say maybe it is best for men to look into trimming or waxing back there to make things easier, more sanitary, but I'd imagine ass waxing is not a pleasant experience and it probably has to be done way too often.

When children are potty trained, I don't think most parents really educate on rectal hygiene but rather obvious genital hygiene, face and overall body. Just the use of tissue is taught to most kids or young children. I am pretty sure young girls and women leave skid marks in their underwear from time to time, but we have to admit that this joke is often more associated with men. Why is that?

This has to be related to more hair in the back, as well as the reality that perhaps to have a really clean ass or to go about ways making sure that it is clean, is seen as a feminine or girly thing to do in North American culture? Too "metrosexual"? Hell, I remember a friend that once told me, "I have MAN's ass, no enemas and wipes for me! That's girly shit!"

Most fathers (and mothers to a degree) aren't going to sit down with their young sons and talk about rectal hygiene along with others proper ways to take care of the male self. It sounds "unmanly" and odd. "Those things just aren't discussed around here."

That's definitely a problem.

And so far, I haven't experienced a large wave of butt odor wafting up from anonymous asses upon movie attendants standing up to evacuate a theater. LOL.
I have come across (pun intended) quite a few female asses that were not totally clean back there. Pulling a girl's white thong down to see a shit stain isn't my idea of a turn on. Not to count the girls who have toilet paper stuck to their asses or pussies. I understand if it is a spur of the moment fuck, but picking paper out of your pussy isn't my idea of foreplay. My ass might not be clean enough to eat off (or out) of 24/7, but I try to maintain it so that if a girl or guy wants to eat it, they won't get any surprises.
 

scottredleter

Sexy Member
Joined
Jun 3, 2009
Posts
717
Media
16
Likes
73
Points
113
Location
San Diego
Sexuality
99% Gay, 1% Straight
Gender
Male
Nobody wants to find a nugget when it comes to anal sex... I guess you could call it, Two's a crowd," but I think that there are two standards to be talked about here. I think we can get a little too over zealous about keeping everything spotlessly clean. Too much washing, soap, moist towelettes can all be very irritating to the anus. Too many enemas can lead to dependency. I'm all for cleanliness, but it can be taken too far and cause problems... to close, i say in jest, "A little shit on your dick never hurt anyone."
 

jdoe86

Superior Member
Joined
Jun 17, 2003
Posts
3,344
Media
177
Likes
4,012
Points
693
Location
Sunnyvale (California, United States)
Sexuality
60% Straight, 40% Gay
Gender
Male
Nobody wants to find a nugget when it comes to anal sex... I guess you could call it, Two's a crowd," but I think that there are two standards to be talked about here. I think we can get a little too over zealous about keeping everything spotlessly clean. Too much washing, soap, moist towelettes can all be very irritating to the anus. Too many enemas can lead to dependency. I'm all for cleanliness, but it can be taken too far and cause problems... to close, i say in jest, "A little shit on your dick never hurt anyone."
Trust me, I've had more than my fair share of "dirty dick"... If I didn't expect it when power fucking an ass, then I'd never do it. I prefer bareback anal with partners who are clean (as in HIV neg) and as long as they clean the outside and maybe right inside their ass, then I'm going to go crazy for it. If I told you all of the stories of fucking ass and an unexpected present came out then I'd be writing for days. I've had guys do ATM (never a girl mind you) and I figure, it's their ass juice, they want to taste it, thats up to them. I long long time ago, I had a "scat scare" that taught me never, ever do anal in the dark. I was fingering a girl's ass and she was cumming like crazy. She was grunting and squirting. I think I had 4 fingers inside her and was working my thumb in when a mind blowing orgasm hit her. Next thing I know I smelled something quite unpleasant. With my free hand I turned the light on and I was that she had cum so hard she defecated. I was getting ready to eat her ass out and I'm really glad I didn't. After that, anal sex was always done with at least some light so I could see if there was a mess.
 

missphatbooty

Experimental Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Feb 20, 2010
Posts
87
Media
3
Likes
21
Points
243
Location
Eels up in Ya
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Female
Big asses - and this is certainly not meant with any disrespect if someone has a very large ass. But for women, I definitely wonder if with a very well-endowed ass, does it become very difficult to reach around and clean thoroughly with tissue? Most women with big asses will -never- admit this or talk about it because it makes having a big ass suddenly look nasty or unappealing, but it must be true that there have to be specialized and strict beauty/cleaning regimens for those with big asses, in order to stay extra clean. Showers or rinses being a must. Because let's face it, it's got to be more difficult to clean back there than it is for someone with a much smaller or flatter ass.

you, at this point are talking out of your ass. :) the only way it would become more difficult is if i had t-rex arms. my ass is huge, my arms are a normal length. its not rocket science.

cleaning with tissue is not enough to clean thoroughly, if you got extra or negative ass. i do practice strict beauty and cleaning regimens because i am a lady, and i would do so if my ass was half it's size. its just...the right thing to do LOL.
 

jdoe86

Superior Member
Joined
Jun 17, 2003
Posts
3,344
Media
177
Likes
4,012
Points
693
Location
Sunnyvale (California, United States)
Sexuality
60% Straight, 40% Gay
Gender
Male
you, at this point are talking out of your ass. :) the only way it would become more difficult is if i had t-rex arms. my ass is huge, my arms are a normal length. its not rocket science.

cleaning with tissue is not enough to clean thoroughly, if you got extra or negative ass. i do practice strict beauty and cleaning regimens because i am a lady, and i would do so if my ass was half it's size. its just...the right thing to do LOL.
I date women with "curves". A woman with a big beautiful ass is such a turn on. I have had sex with a few girls who were what is considered SSBBW (Super Sized Big Beautiful Woman). Were their hygiene any worse than a petite woman? There were a few who had serious problems reaching certain areas that required cleaning, but most were just as clean as other women. One or two were dirty down there, that's what a shower before hand was for.
 
D

deleted509196

Guest
I think good hygeine is important but I just thought most people just wipe, although I do think people should clean when they shower/bath. I think I ONCE saw a bidet, in a hotel room I think, somewhere (years ago so I don't remember it really), dunno if I used it. I'm not into ass play, but people should still be clean obviously.
 

EternalCaverns

Sexy Member
Joined
Sep 1, 2008
Posts
135
Media
0
Likes
31
Points
113
Sexuality
69% Straight, 31% Gay
Gender
Female
you, at this point are talking out of your ass. :) the only way it would become more difficult is if i had t-rex arms. my ass is huge, my arms are a normal length. its not rocket science.

cleaning with tissue is not enough to clean thoroughly, if you got extra or negative ass. i do practice strict beauty and cleaning regimens because i am a lady, and i would do so if my ass was half it's size. its just...the right thing to do LOL.

Based on one of your photos (the one in bed), your ass looks somewhat similar to mine. I can't tell much else from the other photos.

What I am talking about are women with much larger asses, where you can clearly see that it would logically and physically be a bit harder to reach behind and clean as well without the assistance of a shower or rinse. Nothing wrong with this since a large ass is still a very attractive asset, but different body types are going to have to take care of business in different ways to get the same results.

Way larger. Something like these ladies:

LINK 1

LINK 2

LINK 3
 

canon

Sexy Member
Joined
Sep 23, 2006
Posts
343
Media
0
Likes
50
Points
173
Gender
Male
Anal is not something that I am interested in but cleanliness is. I have a routine that always includes a bowel movement after coffee in the morning and I don't like to leave home without it! However sometimes it happens when it is not convenient to shower. I do as good of a job as I can with toilet paper and then finish the cleaning process with Prep H wipes. They are fantastic.