Astrological signs and cock size

[tbrguy]

Surely this whole thread is all just a big wind up...?

"Wind up" = a put-on, a hoax, a spoof, a joke etc.

 

[dylz]

<-----Taurus, venus rising

i told you!! the stars never lie

 

[DavidXL]

. . .
Capricorn

"His package tends to be loose and floppy, boasting a rather fleshy phallus as well as low- hanging cojones a signal of an inherent sense of calm..."

. ..

Actually, that does sound like me. And IRL, I'd be one of the calmest guys you'd know. . . .

 

[Stringer]

I've put some stock in astrology in certain areas before, but to suggest a correllation between cock size and zodiac sign is just ridiculous.

 

[401920]

Scorpio

 

[D_Dick_S_Lapp]

Libra

"His private parts are rather textbookin nature, as he's amply endowed though rarely overly so, with bits and pieces as user friendly in appearance as he is- all pink and prettily formed never distinctly dark or deviously shaped in any way."
"

So does this mean i have the perfect penis?

 

[185248]

Surely this whole thread is all just a big wind up...?

"Wind up" = a put-on, a hoax, a spoof, a joke etc.

Offcourse not, it's all above board, 100% ridgy didge fairdinkum truth.

 

[Locust_Commander84]

Cancer

"... like his body, his penis size hovers somewhere around average.

Not in my case. :tongue:

Though I do hit pretty solidly on my general personality traits for Cancer. Just one of those things I guess.

 

[pcghabsy]

As far as "X is related to penis size" threads go, this one is relatively creative.

 

[D_Macaulay_Cuchold]

I'm a Scorpio and I guess I fit the bill

 

[VampireBear]

Scorpio here, too...got a nice coupla veins on mine, but not exactly barn-bustingly huge or anything.

(Anytime someone asks me how big my tool is, I just say "It's only gotta reach from me to you!")

 

[wellhung9]

Well,

according to the book Sextrology here is the alleged size run down:

Aries

"His penis tends to be of avereage to ample length, though rather thick and stick straight, th ehead of which may also in in a markedly sharp point. His balls, though plum sized, are typically held tight."

Taurus

"Down below, this boy is big, boasting one of the healthier sized cock and bulls ever to be unzipped in the zodiac. Taurus man's package tends toward the loose and low slung sort..."

Gemini

"Even the potential averageness of his package seems engineered to attract women who might be put off by either extreme..."

Cancer

"... like his body, his penis size hovers somewhere around average. Still the crab guy does ten to be rather thick in this area: his balls though not often the low hanger variety, do err on the large size."

Leo

"...his package is similarly designed,as Leo is rarely one to be seriously lacking in that department- not overly hung but considerably thick. His Cojones to share the outsized quality of his other extremities."

Virgo

"Much to his delight, Virgo tends to be amply endowed, generally enjoying and above average length and circumference thqat measures nearly as much..."

Libra

"His private parts are rather textbookin nature, as he's amply endowed though rarely overly so, with bits and pieces as user friendly in appearance as he is- all pink and prettily formed never distinctly dark or deviously shaped in any way."

Scorpio

"...and Scorpio doesnt rule the sex organs for nothing: This boy tends to be healthier than most in this area: his serpent is generally thick, mighty long and heavily veined as are all of his extremities..."

Sagittarius

"... though this stallion hasnt cornered the market on magnitude in the penis department, Sag's overall athleticism suggest a tireless roll in the hay."

Capricorn

"His package thends to be loose and floppy, boasting a rather fleshy phallus as well as low- hanging cojones a signal of an inherent sense of calm..."

Aquarius

"...though Aquarius generally fills out his speedo just fine the bulk of his bulge is again often based in his often jumbo balls..."

Pisces

"He has a loose and floppy basket, though he's pretty averagely endowed, his dick being perfectly proportioned...:"

Sounds like almost every sign is hung?

 

[D_Charlie_Chubtugger]

I'm a libra....you tell me.

 

[ThatFellaUK]

Sagittarius

"... though this stallion hasnt cornered the market on magnitude in the penis department, Sag's overall athleticism suggest a tireless roll in the hay."

Solid. Seems about right, to me.

 

[D_Audemar_Awfulass]

According to a female friend of mine who is also an astrologer, the length is foretold by the placement of Venus, not the SUn, and how they use it its told by the placement of Mars. Venus in Gemini would show length, for example. Venus in Pisces, a water sign, would show it is 'juicy'.

 

[532933]

ima a virgo

 

[LargeSide]

I find this hard to believe. Especially since mine doesn't match up.

 

[Fat_N_Long]

I'm a "true" Libra being born in the middle of the sign period, but according to the chart that was posted at the beginning of this thread I'm not. Well we all know that penis size has to do with genetics.

 

[Silvertip]

Ah good, another four year old thread that got dug up for another go. Well, Sextrology has just confirmed my long held opinion that astrology is all BS:

...

Cancer

"... like his body, his penis size hovers somewhere around average. Still the crab guy does ten to be rather thick in this area: his balls though not often the low hanger variety, do err on the large size." ...

Yes, I am solidly within the sign of Cancer and, with a much larger than average sized body (6'5", 210 lbs), low hanging balls and far from average sized penis, all the government records of my birth must just be in error.

...

Virgo

"Much to his delight, Virgo tends to be amply endowed, generally enjoying and above average length and circumference thqat measures nearly as much..." ...

Looks like I got Virgo's dick ...

...

Capricorn

"His package thends to be loose and floppy, boasting a rather fleshy phallus as well as low- hanging cojones a signal of an inherent sense of calm..." ...

... and Capricorn's nuts:
.

 

[1036364]

Taurus here! Pretty accurate