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Astrology Readings. Horoscope Advice

cheezsteak

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Im now in the astrology biz. Give me your sign & I got some advice for you. FOR FREE!
 

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Taurus fits me :redface:.


This poor guy is going to have to do every star sign by the time he gets back :tongue:.
I've been called 'as stubborn as a bull' and 'bull-headed' but I still want to be a lion. Rawr.
 

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*spies Mr. Hilaire* libras are astrological hottness.
 

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You're RAWR!!!


Now here's a problem - which stubborn bull will give in first? :biggrin1:
Nope. I won't give-in. Never. (Unless you bribe me with sexual harassment. :tongue:)
 

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My sign is Derry and Toms—April 29th to March 22nd, even dates only. But I already have the forecast: "You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizard-like in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles."

What the stars foretell - Monty Python - YouTube
 

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Hit me with your best Libra :)

Self indulgent, lazy, loves luxury. Terrible with money. You will die from your addictions. Either in a couple years from cocaine or later in life by the hands of a mistress you cheating bastard