At A Wedding

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anyways it got to the throwing of the bouquet part and the sons mom asked me to go up there when it was specifically for the "single" women I was a bit confused about that there is no way I look like a female..
i mean i even have facial hair could she have been stupid drunk or something?

it was a "dry" event (but that would not stop anyone from bring a flask or getting drunk before hand)


I have districhiasis
basically 3 rows of eye lashes and are 1/2 inch long . and pretty good eye brows to go with it. ;)


So yeah I can get why someone would be jealous of that.... I have been called pretty boy many many times,but i think that took it a bit too far.
I had a easy come back on that one , but I did not say anything as I did not want to ruin my cousins wedding she probably would have not been happy about that..

Food was terrible by the way they had brunch I just had a bit of scrambled eggs that was it with a bagel and a slice of cheese


if someone is going to have a wedding they should spare no expense on the food im sure everyone else was disappointed

No one went back for seconds and it ended up getting tossed in t
 

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Okay.

1. The possibly-maybe drunk son's mom asked you to go up because you are a single guy. A cheeky gender swap on the tradition cuz single guys need love too.

2. Had nothing to do with ya abundance of eyelashes. Liz Taylor had the same condition.

3. Dry wedding? WTF?!? I need booze to get through something as horrible as the standard wedding run time.

4. Brunch? Aga, no excuse for a dry wedding. I am fairly certain the Mimosa was invented for day drinking ya way through a mid-day wedding.

5. Quiche. If you must serve brunch serve quiche. Bagels and scrambled eggs sounds like a free continental hotel breakfast.

6. God it must suck to have your wedding critiqued on a big dick site.
 

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haha She said all the single ladies come to the floor but if someone one is looking at you while talking that means they are referring to you?

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Maybe she was looking at you to say “take notice of these ladies... who do you want to pick?” :p