Any of you girls ever bought this novelty card for your man? Inside: "The official Christmas Penis Meter." It's got five cut-outs of varying size on the back panel opposite of: 1) ITSY-BITSY Don't deny it, size DOES matter! 2) COMPACT MODEL You're not driving a luxury model so it's a STRETCH to get the job done. 3) MR. MEDIOCRE Girls won't chuckle but they won't CHOKE! 4) THE MOBY DICK A "MOBY" is hard to find, you lucky stiff, and a WHALE of a good time! 5) THE GAGGER I find it hard to swallow that ANYONE could be that size. Wife got it for me a few years back (hence her nickname for me), and we found it among our Christmas boxes last week.