Any of you girls ever bought this novelty card for your man?
Inside: "The official Christmas Penis Meter." It's got five cut-outs of varying size on the back panel opposite of:
1) ITSY-BITSY Don't deny it, size DOES matter!
2) COMPACT MODEL You're not driving a luxury model so it's a STRETCH to get the job done.
3) MR. MEDIOCRE Girls won't chuckle but they won't CHOKE!
4) THE MOBY DICK A "MOBY" is hard to find, you lucky stiff, and a WHALE of a good time!
5) THE GAGGER I find it hard to swallow that ANYONE could be that size.
Wife got it for me a few years back (hence her nickname for me), and we found it among our Christmas boxes last week.
Inside: "The official Christmas Penis Meter." It's got five cut-outs of varying size on the back panel opposite of:
1) ITSY-BITSY Don't deny it, size DOES matter!
2) COMPACT MODEL You're not driving a luxury model so it's a STRETCH to get the job done.
3) MR. MEDIOCRE Girls won't chuckle but they won't CHOKE!
4) THE MOBY DICK A "MOBY" is hard to find, you lucky stiff, and a WHALE of a good time!
5) THE GAGGER I find it hard to swallow that ANYONE could be that size.
Wife got it for me a few years back (hence her nickname for me), and we found it among our Christmas boxes last week.