At Least He Tried.....

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday..
    "I'd love to be eight again" she replied
    On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!
    He put her on every ride in the park:
    * The Death Slide
    * The Wall of Fear
    * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.
    Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
    Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's.
    What a fabulous adventure!
    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f*cking useless twatt"

    The moral of this story: Even when a man is Listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
     
  2. danerain

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    LMAO
     
  3. ruffboy

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    oh how i feel that....
    OOOOOHHHHHH!!!
    nnoooooooobody knowwwwwwsss....

    hehe, classic
     
  4. crescendo69

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    I want to be eight, too.
     
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