At the pharmacy

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A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, " I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes went wide and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to poison your husband, that's against the law! I'd lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The Pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."