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I would agree. But these two situations would not be common enough in my experience to level a generalisation at all men - i.e. that we either whine on about not being big/good enough or think that our knobs should be worshipped.
and, as you say, you get women who thing they are so beautiful they must be great in bed, or are so insecure that they drive you insane.

the 'men are obsessed with their dicks!' thing?
i think it's more 'men are obsessed with that they want to be doing with their dicks!' in meaning, but that's not as catchy.
and, of course, the fact that so many men seem to adjust themselves in public. from your POV, you don't want your balls squished or your junk stuck together. from our POV is looks like fondling and checking it's still there.

not helped, of course, by freud's penis envy theory.
the medical establishment, largely male, thought their dicks were so awesome that everyone must want them.

plus sex, for women, is more of a whole body thing. the average man seems to care less for neck stroking as long as the todger is touched.
 

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and, as you say, you get women who thing they are so beautiful they must be great in bed, or are so insecure that they drive you insane.

the 'men are obsessed with their dicks!' thing?
i think it's more 'men are obsessed with that they want to be doing with their dicks!' in meaning, but that's not as catchy.
and, of course, the fact that so many men seem to adjust themselves in public. from your POV, you don't want your balls squished or your junk stuck together. from our POV is looks like fondling and checking it's still there.

not helped, of course, by freud's penis envy theory.
the medical establishment, largely male, thought their dicks were so awesome that everyone must want them.

plus sex, for women, is more of a whole body thing. the average man seems to care less for neck stroking as long as the todger is touched.


I'll admit in my younger years( read highschool) I thought that I didnt need or want much else besides kissing, boobeh fondling and her touching my dick. But after experiencing some things in life I can def say I require those finer touches and delicacies tht sex can bring. I've only had this offered by my current love and wife. Before the girls thought as I did. As long as ya touch the pecker or its hard that's all the foreplay a man needs or wants. In my case, just not true.
 

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Othello's rage. morbid jealousy.

i've only encountered the one "my peen is being, is why i am being a dick" lad. he was abusive, he didn't respect boundaries and he seemed intent on casting me as the castrating devil-bitch in all his cuckish fantasies.
eta: i was not, will never be and never had a desire to be in a sexual relationship with this person. he was just rambling crazy as all get out.

i never wanna hear/be part of a conversation about penises, universal averages and percentages again. *yes, i realize this is posted on LPSG, i avoid those threads*
he was a stalker. :irked:

the boy is happy with his peen. he's happy that i am happy with his peen. he's never obsessed over his peen. he's never asked me to compare his peen. he's confident and comfortable with himself. *pets the boy and the boy's peen*

this thread has some points about guys being solely focused on their peens. is no the case for the boy. yes, theboypeen is his happiest place :redface: the boy himself loves being petted, scritched, touched and rubbed all over. he's mad tactile and sensual. foreplay, with him receptive, is long and loverly and required.

male sexuality seems to be viewed negatively or simplified by heaps of people. is so not right. boys like snoggin too.
 
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Othello's rage. morbid jealousy.

i've only encountered the one "my peen is being, is why i am being a dick" lad. he was abusive, he didn't respect boundaries and he seemed intent on casting me as the castrating devil-bitch in all his cuckish fantasies.
eta: i was not, will never be and never had a desire to be in a sexual relationship with this person. he was just rambling crazy as all get out.

i never wanna hear/be part of a conversation about penises, universal averages and percentages again. *yes, i realize this is posted on LPSG, i avoid those threads*
he was a stalker. :irked:

the boy is happy with his peen. he's happy that i am happy with his peen. he's never obsessed over his peen. he's never asked me to compare his peen. he's confident and comfortable with himself. *pets the boy and the boy's peen*

this thread has some points about guys being solely focused on their peens. is no the case for the boy. yes, theboypeen is his happiest place :redface: the boy himself loves being petted, scritched, touched and rubbed all over. he's mad tactile and sensual. foreplay, with him receptive, is long and loverly and required.

male sexuality seems to be viewed negatively or simplified by heaps of people. is so not right. boys like snoggin too.

Yes we do! I LOVE/NEED/REQUIRE kissing. Even after an intense session with the bunny just a few kisses and I'm all full mast again. Its my fav part of sex/foreplay/touching. I can't speak for all dudes but kissing is da beez kneez.
 

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Yes we do! I LOVE/NEED/REQUIRE kissing. Even after an intense session with the bunny just a few kisses and I'm all full mast again. Its my fav part of sex/foreplay/touching. I can't speak for all dudes but kissing is da beez kneez.

hell yeah!!! the manflesh.. all of it.. is so much fun to explore and tease. attention is usually met with enthusiasm and reciprocation. :naughty: is so win/win.

is no just smexy touches. the boy also like his scalp scritch after the loving. he'll lay his head on my chest and just purr away the attention. he loves his back raked softly with nails. he likes spoon hugs and all that such. like his treasure trail tugged when i am the big spoon.

dang it, the boy needs to get over here .. FAST!!
 

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hell yeah!!! the manflesh.. all of it.. is so much fun to explore and tease. attention is usually met with enthusiasm and reciprocation. :naughty: is so win/win.

is no just smexy touches. the boy also like his scalp scritch after the loving. he'll lay his head on my chest and just purr away the attention. he loves his back raked softly with nails. he likes spoon hugs and all that such. like his treasure trail tugged when i am the big spoon.

dang it, the boy needs to get over here .. FAST!!


All of that. Yes. Spoonz is da best. Although I admit to being selfish. I always wanna be the big spoon, on account of my teeny tiny obsession with da bunnies "gifts" aka das boobies. But she likes me holding em so its another win/win.
*Note to self:initiate spoon maneuver tonight.*
 

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2, where he thinks he has a magic penis, that this will be ample compensation for all personality flaws, and that sex with his magic penis (even with no effort on his part) will be the most mind blowing of your life.


ROFLAO


"magic penis".... I hope you don't mind if I use this in daily conversation! :tongue::biggrin:
 

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I would like this entire thread to be my signature.


Bugger that, Sweets!

I like the bottom line of your signature.

*flips the bird in the general directions of unknown fuckwits sending and expecting unsolicited friendship requests to be accepted*

As if my ball breaking persona wasn't enough to put them off.

Bloody stupid muppets.
 

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Bugger that, Sweets!

I like the bottom line of your signature.

*flips the bird in the general directions of unknown fuckwits sending and expecting unsolicited friendship requests to be accepted*

As if my ball breaking persona wasn't enough to put them off.

Bloody stupid muppets.


But what if we like your ball breaking persona? Hmmm? I likes em tough! Just ask the missus! Last guy to even threaten me got Bobby Bouche'ed. (Aka waterboy) I didnt even ask for it lol. Mama bear just dropped the hammer. It was hilarious.
 

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I've always preferred hardwood to carpet.

Funniest response! And, how hard do you want your wood, ma'am? :biggrin1:

I'd think any woman would have limits on a guy's todger obsession, but would his obsession be too much if he were equally obsessed with your vagina? (as in pleasing it)