At your mercy!

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  1. Lordpendragon

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    If you had the opportunity to have the previous poster at your mercy, what would you do to them?
     
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    Take you to a pub and force you to buy the pints...:wink:
     
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    Follow you both to the pub, let you have your pints, then grab the opportunity to take advantage of you:biggrin1:
     
  4. Lordpendragon

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    I'd tie you up spreadeagled across a big bed and make you squirt.
     
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    I'd tie you spreadeagled across a big bed. And then go for a long leisurely lunch. Then take a bath. I'd check in on you and maybe ravish you for hours. But only if you're good. If you're not good, you'll only have to wait longer...

    :tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:
     
  6. Lordpendragon

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    Wondering how I could be bad when tied up :smile:

    I would subdue your amazonian physique by spanking you without mercy and then taking you slow and full from behind, but each time you approach an orgasm I will stop you and then continue until I am satisfied that you have been properly brought to heel by my manhood.
     
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    I'd attach a scarlett letter to you so that beautiful people like Snoozan would know with whom they are dealing. If that doesn't work to subdue your out-of-control libido, I'd tie you down and make you watch a few hours of NBA tapes.:eek:
     
  8. Lordpendragon

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    Ho Ho Ho - it's five fun-filled days at a Lord's test match for you, dear Colonel.
     
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    For that, I would make you attend a Britney Spears concert that lasts twelve hours.
     
  10. Lordpendragon

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    I have arranged for you to be doublemegabopperbasted by Uncut and Quercsome - enjoy :wink: - oh and Roseanne has agreed to sit on your face at the same time.
     
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    I'd take the opportunity to reorient you. :tongue:
     
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    We shall attend Exodus together.
     
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    Won't they be shocked when I do you on their conference table.
     
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    Wouldn't we all?:eek:

    In the spirit of the OP, I would dress you like J. Edgar Hoover and have you recite to them the names of closeted gays amongst their leadership.
     
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    I'd buy you two minutes of prime time airtime on a national network during which you'd have to impersonate Whoopi Goldberg while your real name was flashed across the screen. :rolleyes:
     
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    I'd review your latest book scathingly and whip you with my dreadlocks for good measure.
     
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    You and the rest of the fuckin' world. :rolleyes:

    Just for that, though, you have to appear in a 3-hour-long one-woman stage show as well, in which you re-enact the events of both Sister Act and Sister Act 2 while dressed solely in a see-through body-stocking. :smile:

    And yes, the audience will be provided with rotten tomatoes and other past-its-sell-by-date produce with which to pelt you. :cool:
     
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    Heh heh.. what would I do to the poster if I had him alone, tied up in a room, completely at my mercy??

    I would probably read him a story, make some dinner and we could discuss world politics over dessert. Did I mention he was naked?:biggrin1:

    Oh, and sex.... lots of sex. Different positions, different sensations... Could be fun.
     
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    I would say Jeff, but remember this is a no flirting zone........:wink: :rolleyes:
     
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    Uncut, I would have to take even cooler photos than you did of your cock. It will be hard, but I will try. You have such cool attitude in your pics!
     
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