Athlete with the biggest cock?

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Do you honestly think you're going to get any legitimate answers from this.

It's just going to be a bunch of thirst cock-hounds ogling over bulge pics and posting rumors and exaggerated stories.

How would anyone know anything about this? What kind of accurate answer are you expecting?

Hi there RedMouse! Yes, there's never going to be any proof. The thread, as with most on here, is for entertainment. I posted the Felix Sanchez pics because he's a world champion athlete (now retired) who never attempted to disguise the fact that he had a very big dick. I really admire the fact that he was prepared to show it off in the lycra rather than attempt to hide it.
 

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Do you honestly think you're going to get any legitimate answers from this.

It's just going to be a bunch of thirst cock-hounds ogling over bulge pics and posting rumors and exaggerated stories.

How would anyone know anything about this? What kind of accurate answer are you expecting?

I'd like more bulge pics, rumours and exaggerated stories, what kind of site do you think you are on lol?
 

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Hi there RedMouse! Yes, there's never going to be any proof. The thread, as with most on here, is for entertainment. I posted the Felix Sanchez pics because he's a world champion athlete (now retired) who never attempted to disguise the fact that he had a very big dick. I really admire the fact that he was prepared to show it off in the lycra rather than attempt to hide it.

It was a nice bulge, but you know I came away thinking what an incredible athlete he was when I saw clips of his wins and records. Sometimes I surprise myself.
 
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I just said the OP asked for the "biggest athlete cock". How would anyone on Earth know this? These types of threads are just fantasy fodder and are better left the the FS forum.
Yep, these types of threads are indeed just "fantasy fodder" . . .
 

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Definitive answers? of course, there are definitive answers to this question with celebrities, why not sports figures???? a "baller culture" that over prides itself in masculinity. also, there is a culture of women chasing "cleats" ... so clearly lots of women are having sex with athletes and you don't think women talk?
 
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I heard an old interview with Richard Lewis (the comedian) on The Tonight Show where he shared a story of him being in the Knicks locker room in the 90's. He said Patrick Ewing's cock was so large you'd need an escalator to get to the top of it, lol. My personal guess is Shaquille O'Neal; his wears a size 22 shoe and his hands were so large he couldn't properly shoot a free throw.
 

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sigh. pearls before swine.

For example, I know people who have dated jim carrey and said he's "huge". (cringeworthy example, I can't stand Jim Carrey, however it is true.) I doubt I'm the only person on this site who interacts with celebrities or others of note. CNN often says "Sources say..." well In some departments I'm a good source.

has there ever been a picture of Milton Berle nude? No. BUT enough stories through Hollywood would suggest it's true.

RedMouse, I'm not sure what the source of your venom and anger is, I don't take this stuff personally, as you clearly do. I'm merely positing a question to an online forum.

As other responses point out, if you're going to throw a flag about THIS thread being one of exceptional "idiocy" then why would you even be on an online forum? About every other thread on this site is suspect.

You may want to write an Op-Ed piece for the New York Times about internet credibility, it might be better received and recognized. Until then, please allow us to enjoy the "idiocy."

thank you!

What kind of idiocy is this? There is no "definitive" celebrity answer. Unless every actor in Hollywood or every pro-athlete in the world gets together and takes a proper measurement, no ones going to come even close to giving anything resembling a definitive answer.

So your "definitive answer" rests on the stories and anecdotes of people, who are notoriously awful exaggerators, liars and piss-poor estimators? Yeah, that always works out. :rolleyes:
 
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ha. I'm sure he did that for the joke.

I heard an old interview with Richard Lewis (the comedian) on The Tonight Show where he shared a story of him being in the Knicks locker room in the 90's. He said Patrick Ewing's cock was so large you'd need an escalator to get to the top of it, lol. My personal guess is Shaquille O'Neal; his wears a size 22 shoe and his hands were so large he couldn't properly shoot a free throw.
 

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Don't stop! this is fun! ;)


I reserved his for the most repugnant of trolls, but go fuck yourself, buddy.

I see you around here all the time with your constant spamming for porn links (which I suspect is due to a closeted cuckold fetish) and I also see you make misogynistic, boorish and clueless remarks as well.

The fact remains that you're never going to get an accurate answer on anything, because it just isn't realistic.

It's appropriate your avatar is the biggest nutcase in Hollywood...you guys would probably strike up a great friendship.
 
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