Attention all.

[dreamer20]

How the hell do you continue to post while appearing offline?

Does missy offend you because you prefer ms.?

I suspect that is one of the secret powers of his :saevil:tiara of evil.:saevil:

But I could be wrong. :wink:

 

[Heather LouAnna]

You've only told one lie since you've been here? Your nose is growing. :biggrin1:

Something's growing, that's for sure.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I have some news to make.

Yesterday, I said something that was a LIE. A downright and terrible Lie.

I claimed I had sex with a woman on the weekend in jest to a few people here. In doing so, I have upset the one person I never wished to upset.

I feel as though I have been hit with a thousand trucks full of sorrow and guilt.

As a result, I feel that my time at LPSG has concluded, until I am able to mend things with this person, or until I have grown into a person that can look into the mirror at and not be disgusted with the choices I have made.

Please don't cry, and try not to be upset. It is for the best.

Thanks for the great times. You guys have been great.:smile:

BEST to all,
Jeff Black, that was.

THAT'S why you wanna leave?

Jeffrey dear boy, ya lied , ya owned up to it. Not too many people'd have the guts to do that. You took responsibility for what you did there, bro. No one else right now could say otherwise.

Now get your silly ass back in here & stop tearing yourself up over that, okay?

 

[dcwrestlefan]

jeff,

if everyone that made a mistake or didn't act perfect in the eyes of everyone else took off, there would be no members left.

for me, i try to look into a person's head and heart, to the extent this is possible through text on a screen. you rate pretty well.

hugz, relax, and enjoy yourself here. rich.

 

[Heather LouAnna]

Fuck heads and heart. You guys are all my entertainment. Dance monkeys, dance.

 

[rob_just_rob]

Sorry to hear you're leaving, Jeff.

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Glad you're back.

News happens fast in these parts.

 

[BarebackJack]

Jeff,

Your input on this site is many things: valuable, insightful, humorous, and generally without malice.

I should hope that others think the same of my input

Stay. As you can tell, you are wanted here ~ not as a lurker, but as an active participant.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Damn, why is it that the best and juiciest sandbox scuffles happen when I have my back turned?

Jeff, luv, sorry that someone got upset over a fictional story of you stuffing your weenie in somewhere.... but don't go.

Would it help if I lied and claimed I banged our resident cunt-breathing dragon over the weekend? I'll fess up, then you and I can have some good make-up sex, while Z takes pictures....

 

[dreamer20]

How silly it would have been for you to leave us over that little lie Jeff.

In hindsight you realize that you would have gotten a good laugh by saying "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." :biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

How silly it would have been for you to leave us over that little lie Jeff.

But where would we be without an occasional dose of Jeff-drama?

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

But where would we be without an occasional dose of Jeff-drama?

Back to watching daytime soaps.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

Back to watching daytime soaps.

reva on guiding light is tossing everyone overboard because she has cancer and thinks she is going to die. i hate this storyline.

 

[novice_btm]

Back to watching daytime soaps.

Oh, I thought that's what this was. :tongue:

 

[novice_btm]

You've only told one lie since you've been here? Your nose is growing. :biggrin1:

I KNEW you were keeping track!
We'll have to compare notes, sometime. :biggrin1:

P.S. Can I see your dick now? :tongue::tongue::tongue:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Oh, I thought that's what this was. :tongue:

You're right, nov -- with a cast of thousands, story lines that go on and on and on, studs and villains, long-suffering women, and even the occasional resurrected character. Only thing missing is a guest star now and then like Liz Taylor on GH.

 

[D_alex8]

Only thing missing is a guest star now and then like Liz Taylor on GH.

My contract specifically prohibits the use of guest stars on this show, so that I retain special "and also starring" billing in the opening credits, à la Joan Collins in Dynasty, thank you so much.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

My contract specifically prohibits the use of guest stars on this show, so that I retain special "and also starring" billing in the opening credits, à la Joan Collins in Dynasty, thank you so much.

You damn divas are so demanding, but if that's the price we have to pay for the mercurial allure you bring to the show, you can have top billing.

 

[novice_btm]

You damn divas are so demanding, but if that's the price we have to pay for the mercurial allure you bring to the show, you can have top billing.

I'll sign up for bottom billing. :tongue:

 

[eddyabs]

LPSG: for the best in daytime drama :wink:

LOL...abso-fucking-lutely BANG ON Alex!

 

[jeff black]

My contract specifically prohibits the use of guest stars on this show, so that I retain special "and also starring" billing in the opening credits, à la Joan Collins in Dynasty, thank you so much.

He's right, guys.

As the co-star of this drama, he has obtained full rights... including Direction, Production, and use of my trailer.

Novice, I thought I hired you as a fluffer?