Did you all really think ONE low insult was gonna run me outta this muthafucka! NOOOOOOOO! Well for a few months at least ... can't say, won't say! I shall RETURN around March/April next year after my fabulous stint of overseas excitement! Just came by to bid you all ADIEU! NIC - you sexy Internet Menace, all this sexual tension between us has got to stop! It's making me all moist! Let's be friends, lovers, what da heck - MARRY ME! Snoozan - I see love growing between us ... do you feel it or is that just my haemorrhoids or it could be your itchy vagina - ARGH! Let's do brunch in the Hamptons! The rest of you insignificant nameless individuals who cussed me out, what can I say but thank you for the 16 pages in just a few days! I am honoured! Great experiment for no reason at all really! It's all online fun after all ... let's not take it TOO seriously :18::18::18::18::18::18: Sixteen Pages - fleshpile or not - that's what you call a HEADLINER! TOOT TOOT!!! (Had to sound my own horn) See ya soon ... Love you all, detractors and attractors and actors and actresses! Now discuss me some more ... or don't ... who cares! Monster let's have babies when I get back! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX PS: I love Benazir Bhutto and Osiris and NJ and Naughty and Uncut and Damian Johnson and ... if you weren't mentioned I'll remember you when I accept the Golden Globe!