Attention: Rex 2000!

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by D_Fiona_Farvel, Dec 7, 2009.

  1. D_Fiona_Farvel

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    I have broken out the Yonex for the cold season and will be practicing my, um, stroke - yeah, that's right. Within a few months I should be back in fine form and am challenging you to a match!

    Get ready to have your ass smeared into the court like a wad of bubblegum!!!
    Btw, turn on messaging for me, please. :08:
    ^sole purpose of the thread...
     
  2. Viking_UK

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    Badminton or tennis?

    If it's badminton, we could maybe set up an lpsg league.:biggrin1:
     
  3. D_Fiona_Farvel

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    Tennis, but I am not scared of the shuttlecock and will dip into my Caribbean roots to take on all y'all. The colonies will rise again! *raises lavender gloved fist* :biggrin:
     
  4. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    did someone say tennis?! i will so be there with my balls and racket. are we playing on grass or clay?
     
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    E-stroturf. This is the internet! :wink:
     
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    I'm flattered that you remember. :notworthy:

    You must live in some heavenly place where it gets cool enough to play tennis all winter. Do you have a spare room? I'm a non-smoker... well tobacco anyway. I am very quite, except during sex. I won't steal your food, unless it's chocolate (my Kryptonite).

    Yes, I will wipe you off the court, but I will give you a few games... so not to deprecate m'lady. After the decisive ass-kicking, we can sip iced tea and reflect on my great victory, as I try to not oggle your glorious bussoms.
     
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    hard courts, please, Ms. Fairy. Let's try not to make the tall people scramble for low (funky bouncing or skidding off lines) balls. :09:

    Rex, I am certain we can work off something in trade. ;)
    Take it easy on me? :rofl: Don't be so sure you can take me, stretch! It will be a battle of the gimpy shoulders.
     
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    Hard courts for the winter, but it's got to be grass in summer. (And us tall people do just fine with the low shots - that's what long arms are for.)
     
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    I just like any game with balls :):):)
    But, tennis is my favorite:)
     
  10. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    Well then we have to put it to the test, Lady. I am rusty as heck, so you stand a chance. :tongue:

    As for working it off in trade instead, I thought you'd never ask!

    I have gotten more than one LPSG member onto the courts.
     
  11. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Gawd, yer suttle.
     
  12. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    How would you know? Who have you been talking to?

    I actually don't know for sure because I kinda zone out, but I have been told that I'm loud during sex.

    Et toi?
     
  13. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Im vary suttell.
    Loud during sex?
    That has been said.


     
  14. D_Fiona_Farvel

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    I am blaming it on my big boobies - they throw off my balance and lessen my range of motion. I'll play if allowed a double bounce. :wink:


    Ya know, I love ball games as well! :biggrin1: *hint for Rex*



    The trade may involve honey, ice cubes and rubber bands, so be careful in surrendering yourself to my whims. :smile:
     
  15. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    Done, but only under extreme duress.

    Feel free to flirt with me without mercy.
     
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