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Michael Avenatti Arrested for Felony Domestic Violence, Confident He'll Be Exonerated
Generally one would think an attorney with illusions of grandeur who clamors for the limelight like Michael Avenatti wouldn't fall back on a tried-and-true school playground defensive explanation for fisticuffs involving the opposite sex. Oh how far the mighty have fallen. Why mere months ago we were enjoying a 15-round verbal jousting match between two of the most bellicose blowhards in these here United States, Donald Trump and Michael Avenatti, when things began to unravel for the small, bald attorney with the big mouth.
And how bad have things gotten? For one, Michael Avenatti's recent powers and abilities to stave-off creditors and civil judgements can't match his knack to get-on CNN and MSNBC. As a result he owes money-- a lot of money-- to the I.R.S. and a former business partner; try a total of over $7 million dollars. Add-in the fact he attempted to stiff the powerful Irvine Company for the lease on his swanky offices up at 520 Newport Center Drive in Newport Beach for around a quarter-million dollars so they tossed him out along with his rental furniture. And speaking of rentals, Avenatti was reportedly evicted from his bachelor digs in exclusive Newport Beach for failing to pay rent on a street where 100-foot yachts are moored out the backdoors of multi-multi million dollar homes. And you thought you had a tough stretch?
O.K. he's a lousy businessman, but the little bantam rooster with an undeniable swagger could always promote himself as a champion of women, even women who's chosen profession involved sprawling on their backs, spreading their legs and spouting lines on-camera like, "oh god you have a cock like an elephant and balls like a bull!!" Little did we know Michael Avenatti also had a woman problem.
Everyone get a big bag of popcorn for this one.
Generally one would think an attorney with illusions of grandeur who clamors for the limelight like Michael Avenatti wouldn't fall back on a tried-and-true school playground defensive explanation for fisticuffs involving the opposite sex. Oh how far the mighty have fallen. Why mere months ago we were enjoying a 15-round verbal jousting match between two of the most bellicose blowhards in these here United States, Donald Trump and Michael Avenatti, when things began to unravel for the small, bald attorney with the big mouth.
And how bad have things gotten? For one, Michael Avenatti's recent powers and abilities to stave-off creditors and civil judgements can't match his knack to get-on CNN and MSNBC. As a result he owes money-- a lot of money-- to the I.R.S. and a former business partner; try a total of over $7 million dollars. Add-in the fact he attempted to stiff the powerful Irvine Company for the lease on his swanky offices up at 520 Newport Center Drive in Newport Beach for around a quarter-million dollars so they tossed him out along with his rental furniture. And speaking of rentals, Avenatti was reportedly evicted from his bachelor digs in exclusive Newport Beach for failing to pay rent on a street where 100-foot yachts are moored out the backdoors of multi-multi million dollar homes. And you thought you had a tough stretch?
O.K. he's a lousy businessman, but the little bantam rooster with an undeniable swagger could always promote himself as a champion of women, even women who's chosen profession involved sprawling on their backs, spreading their legs and spouting lines on-camera like, "oh god you have a cock like an elephant and balls like a bull!!" Little did we know Michael Avenatti also had a woman problem.
Everyone get a big bag of popcorn for this one.