August is Anal Sex Month

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  1. jdoe86

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    After all, Hallmark created Mothers Day, Fathers Day and several more. I can just see that section at my local Gold Crown store. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    I guess the perfect symbolic token to give for Anal Sex Month is the giant Hershey's Kiss...

    Ah, anal sex; not just for breakfast any more!
     
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    this is great news if you ask me, it will give me even more license to get my butt filled but big guys from everywhere!

    love it or hate it, anal sex is here to stay! :D
     
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    So now we're honoring sex positions with months? :blink:
     
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    Anal sex is not a position, Jon. Nor is it restricted to anal intercourse. Analingus, anal beads, digital prostate massage and electric prostate stimulation all fall under the umbrella of anal sex, and these activities can be performed in a wide variety of positions, some of which are not recommended unless the participants are particularly limber or double-jointed. I do question dedicating a month to those activities; I do not restrict ass piracy to August.
     
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    Yeah, being an ass pirate sounds like more of a full time job! Well, I just wonder if anyone's throwing a banquet?
     
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    No, but there is going to be an awards show...red carpet, gold ass statuetes and all. And the winner is.......
     
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    Doublemeat,

    What an education you gave me in that short post. Thanks.

    I have decided to do my best in August. I've stayed away from anal for several months, but I guess its time to get back in the saddle!!

    Mme Zora-what's your take on anal? Don't think I've seen anything form you on the subject./ I consider you my mentor here at LPSG
     
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    I heard they are going to have a "tossed salad" :lol:
     
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    Yeah, just don't eat the cucumbers!!

    Autumn, I sure hope you get better mentors than me! I'm just one nut talking here, but here's my take personally- I don't have prostate glands, so I don't get the same "bonus" for anal sex that men do. Anal is something I can only get into if I've already been fucked to death and am too worn out to protest. At those rare times, it has actually been rather incredible, but getting me to that point first is an absolute prerequisite and not easily accomplished. So, I'm bowing out as an expert in this field and letting the ones with more experience share their views. How about you?
     
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    It's not just a job ... it's an adventure!
     
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    Yanno, every time I hear "ass pirate", I think of marauders who ride jackasses instead of sailing.

    Digital prostate massage? Um, you don't need that unless you're over 50. LOL
     
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    BRMSTN69: um... see avatar :rolleyes:
     
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    How's that for irony? Ass Pirate Month in August is followed by Talk Like A Pirate Day in mid-September.

    "Yar har, I'll walk yer plank any day, matey!" :lol:
     
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    Needing it and engaging in it are two different things. Getting one's prostate played with doesn't require a prescription from the proctologist!
     
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    THis August will be my favourite month..... :D
     
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    Needing it and engaging in it are two different things. Getting one's prostate played with doesn't require a prescription from the proctologist! [/b][/quote]
    or even a proctologist. B)
     
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    What a profession!! (wishes she had gone to proctology school...)
     
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    Other than a select few, madame :p ?, WHY WOULD someone go into proctology? I'm gay and even I wouldn't want to make my living looking at and sticking my finger up men's butts. Especially since not all men's butts are a pretty as mine.
     
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