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I got my Wonderjock swimsuit yesterday. They have a nice little pocket to hold your balls and lift everything to give you a nice "bulge", but if you spring
a woodie there isn't enough room to hold everything. A wonderjock squarecut
would be perfect.
 

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I received my Wonderjock swimsuit in the mail today. I cannot fit into it. I had to stuff myself sideways and pull the drawstring tight to stay in the swimsuit and it felt vey uncomfortable. This swimsuit is not for men who are larger than average.

Wonderjocks are for men who originally lack the "wonder".

Robert
 

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I received my Wonderjock swimsuit in the mail today. I cannot fit into it. I had to stuff myself sideways and pull the drawstring tight to stay in the swimsuit and it felt vey uncomfortable. This swimsuit is not for men who are larger than average.

Wonderjocks are for men who originally lack the "wonder".

Robert

That's a shame, CSwimmer. Will Aussiebum allow you to return it for maybe a bigger sizing ? I'm lucky in that there are a few menswear botiques that stock the aussiebum swimwear and underwear as a 'speciality' brand, so getting my own wonderjock speedo won' be too much of a hastle. But I think that Aussiebum should create, as bighosenow had pointed out, a pair that is cut like a squarecut brief, but with the 'up' factor at the front like the normal speedos. Has anyone else had any problems with their own, or are they indeed too small for some of you ?
 

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I actually ordered a size up, but is the cut that is the problem, too low. I doubt a squarecut would make much difference. If anyone is eight inches there is no way to make it fit inside the pouch, not even sideways.

I will take a picture in the next day or so wearing the suit and post it so you get an idea of what the fit looks like on someone larger than average. Looking at those models on the Aussie Bum website wearing these suits makes me think they are of average size or smaller.

Robert

That's a shame, CSwimmer. Will Aussiebum allow you to return it for maybe a bigger sizing ? I'm lucky in that there are a few menswear botiques that stock the aussiebum swimwear and underwear as a 'speciality' brand, so getting my own wonderjock speedo won' be too much of a hastle. But I think that Aussiebum should create, as bighosenow had pointed out, a pair that is cut like a squarecut brief, but with the 'up' factor at the front like the normal speedos. Has anyone else had any problems with their own, or are they indeed too small for some of you ?
 

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holy crap, got mine today. They are a lot more sheer than I was expecting! At least I got the black. phew.
Will take photos soon and post.
 

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holy crap, got mine today. They are a lot more sheer than I was expecting! At least I got the black. phew.
Will take photos soon and post.


:biggrin1: Yeah, but imagine if you'd ordered the white ones ? Then you'd have absolutely nowhere to hide :wink:
 

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like to see systemshock in a pair of those WOOF!

Well, my local Aussibum retailer has them on order...so we shall see.

As for them being Sheer, well, whats the problem with that? I mean, I think the pouch is double lined to prevent that being TOO risque, right? IF my butt or something is showing through...thats a GREAT thing...:)
 

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this looks like some amazing swimwear and i am seriously considering getting some. what kind of packaging does it come in--like is the aussiebum logo on the evelope or package or something? thanks.
 

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These are awesome! I just got mine yesterday and tried them on. WARNING...THEY ARE SMALL and will have your dick sitting out pretty nice. I am SURE I will get lots of stares!

Longjohn2719, they come in a plain package with an immigration sticker (?) on the front. It descibes the content as clothing I think and it does say Aussiebum, but not in any big bold letters. I did not know what the package was until I looked closely.
 

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this looks like some amazing swimwear and i am seriously considering getting some. what kind of packaging does it come in--like is the aussiebum logo on the evelope or package or something? thanks.

I have bought underwear from the Aussie Bum website...very good service. Just ordinary plain envelope. Cheaper to buy from website than shops over here in Uk
 

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I know that some of the blokes here wouldn't need any more help that they already got given naturally, but for the rest of us,these new Aussiebum speedos certainly give the extra, uh, lift I guess you could say.

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The model's quite cute too, but a word of warning - do not order the white ones unless you want your arse on show at the beach when they get wet. I made the mistake once of wearing the white aussiebums to the pool once, and.....:redface:
Wellhung, would like to view your film clip, but after ten minutes, the entry still would not open. Can you please check out.