Austin Blue - was Smegma his downfall?
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^Yeah girrrl and I can do hurr and nail too. I wish Miss Xcuzeesha woulda stuck around and finished our dirty dozen. I think she had to go to the clinic though and get her prolapsed anus checked out.
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Well let us enjoy the little absence for a while 
Mary Christmas everyone, or is this too early?
Mary Christmas everyone, or is this too early?
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Well if I ever get to ban you, it's going to say "SexGodBannedHim"
It's never too early! Merry Christmas to you, too! And love the new avatar pic.
Well let us enjoy the little absence for a while
Hmm sorry to hear that Marlymar!
I do so love a good stompin'.
cigarbabe:saevil:
Good news everybody, Xcuzeesha got back from the clinic and it turns out she hasn't picked up any new STDs. Of course she's still battling chlamydia, gonorrhea, genital warts, crabs, and stank-ass, but she's taking medication for all that. Turns out that rash on her tooshie was just from being stretched out too much, I told her not to let the entire kitchen staff fist her again.
Look how "nice" he is now? Communicating entirely in SMILEYS!
Somebody got SPANKED!:biggrin1::spank:That thread was disgusting Blue! You have to admit it...what was next? Pics of infected hemmoroids? UUUGGHHH!
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OH so that's it...it's just a disgusting comedy bit? Austin Blue is the Gallagher of LPSG? Now that i think of it...smashing a watermelon with a sledgehammer and wiping your dick cheese on a sheet of paper and taking a picture of it DO SEEM oddly related!
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Too late, Shaquita. I recently fucked yo' man Thugzilla again - Friday 8:38pm to be precise. Was he slapping u around your squat at that time? Of course he wasnt! Hahaha u always fall for that "Im off out to get some crack" line dontcha? Wake up bitch, Im ramming him purely to piss u off. He's only living at your squat coz its a great hideout from the cops. Thatll teach not u to insult my shoes...
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Head cheese and Blood sausage manwich's ?
Are those on todays menu?
cigarbabe:saevil:
Are those on todays menu?
cigarbabe:saevil:
Okay listen bitch, you can have Thugzilla, after he been inside your STD cess pool of a backdoor I don't want him anyway. Besides, I quit smoking crack, I've been clean for 2 weeks and I'm very proud of myself. I may even go back to school so I can learn how to read, I's gone make somethin outta myself.
Now, back to you. I heard you recently did some jail time yourself. I hear your nickname was Cell Block cuz you didn't just give brains to individual prisoners, you gave brain to entire cell blocks. Whatever, that's your prerogative, but I think they should do something about the lighting in that prison. It must be dimly lit or not lit at all if you can blow that many guys without anyone noticing all those sores around your mouth.
And feed yo damn kids, little bastards keep breaking into my house at night and raiding my pantry. As much as I see you trickin out there on the corner of 5th and Prospect you should be able to afford to let yo kids go coocoo for Cocoa Puffs.