Have you actually been stewing this whole time over me calling you out on being an obvious homophobe with tendencies toward violence in the gay guys hitting on straight men thread? Has it taken you this many weeks to plan your ingenius counterattack? I honestly didn't even remember you existed and had to look up your previous posts to even figure out why you apparently have some sort of stupid beef with me, and aside from a handful of posts pretty much the last thing you had written was to that dumb thread over two months ago. God, that is so sad... Is there really so little else to do down there?
The inherent joke in my handle is that idiot asshats like yourself without a brain, sense of humor, or any concept of irony invariably miss the joke and take it seriously. Then they try to pretend like they're clever and/or original by saying something disparaging about my IQ. One of the very useful things about my handle is that it helps weed out the complete fucktards- all the people who acually don't understand that it's supposed to be tongue and cheek and ridiculous. Then when someone says something about my handle as if it's supposed to hurt my feelings, I know I may as well just ignore them.
P.S. if you ever want to go toe to toe in a geography bee with me I'll happily tear you a new one.