Avatar Caption Game

[Pecker]

I AM smiling!

 

[jjsjr]

You think this is bad, you should see me in Technicolor!!

 

[shr1125]

Mary Poppins aint got nuthin' on me!

 

[Mastur]

Yup, these here boots were made with real Trouser Snakeskin!

 

[HiddenLacey]

I can never get the camera to focus...

 

[thetramp]

I love my wings but it is so hard to find a dress that fits

 

[HiddenLacey]

I'm a shadow of my former self...

 

[tommyt123]

Too dirty for even fairy liquid.

 

[thetramp]

maybe another beer would help the guy with the camera to make a picture that is in focus

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Laundry day!

 

[oldbrownshoe52]

"Look at my beautiful tits and let me dominate you."

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"I gotta take a piss somewhere but these ducks are all around..."

 

[oldbrownshoe52]

Hahaha, they're gnomes

 

[accemb]

Which shoes makes my feet look prettier? The brown strappy sandals or the brown 'fuck me pumps' ?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Ew, who dipped my eucalyptus branch in shit?

 

[accemb]

I'm getting tired of these kegel exercises. I mean, how tight does he want my kittykat?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh, god I hate Crocodile hunter reruns in HD.

 

[accemb]

Auditioning for the a role in that hit series "Jersey Shore"

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh, please not snookie who wants my autograph...

 

[accemb]

My Name is Titi. Do you think I'm pretty?