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[nudeyorker]

Can I use this for my Passport photo?...Please...pretty please!

 

[cincin]

I guessed I should have backed up, you did tell you were a squirter!
(note to self-damn I'm good!?!)

 

[RedScrotum]

I feel a draft....what'd you do?

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

masterbator from 1920

 

[Principessa]

I told you to order the bed before the carpet.:biggrin1:

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

my legs are insured for 1 million dollars....each

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I told you to order the bed before the carpet.:biggrin1:

Eat your heart out Tina Turner. My legs look better.......:wink:

 

[Principessa]

You think my face is pretty you should see my . . .



*blush* You guys are so sweet. :smile:

my legs are insured for 1 million dollars....each

When I was in high school my mom wanted to have my legs insured with Lloyds of London :rofl:

Eat your heart out Tina Turner. My legs look better.......:wink:

I don't know about that. I give mad props to Ms. T. I want to look that good, forget when I'm 60.

 

[lorne]

I'm all leg, no serious nothing else

 

[Principessa]

Oh no! I'm out of Head & Shoulders.

 

[Lusid]

"Now where the hell did i leave my torso"?

 

[Pecker]

Please, sir, I want some more...

 

[Lusid]

"A flower for your flower!"

 

[Pecker]

anorexic Ziggy

 

[beretta8]

Here, a flower for you, it doesn't squirt water....honest!

 

[Lusid]

"I dropped my hit of acid in the garden, and ever since, these were the only flowers that grew"

 

[toadstool]

waiting for my love to cum

 

[katiedoodles]

That's where I left my six-pack! LOL

 

[Lusid]

"I met Lusid in real-life and...."

 

[beretta8]

Was that your large penis I stepped on?....my bad