Avatar inspired Love making

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  1. B_BruiserBrody

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    Did you guys see Avatar? I'm sure some of you have. I think everyone has. LOL. I thought it was pretty good, but not as good as some people think. For one thing, the male Na'vi didn't have penises. Their braid thing was pretty cool, but it didn't look like a penis enough to hold my interest.

    My lover, Matt and I were watching the movie, he got so excited at some parts - finally he took out his penis AND TOLD ME " I want to fuck you til your blue in the face" LIKE the movie LULZ. So we rolled around the floor- play wrestling naked until he grabbed his belt and we had some autoerotic asphyxiation fun, we both came twice and went back to finish the movie. The 3D was amazing.
     
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    Most. erotic. Film review. Ever.
     
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    What kind of 3D movie theatre were you in which allowed interludes for frolicking!?

    Must. Find. That. Theatre!
     
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    100.%.Straight.My.Arse!
     
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    OP belongs in fiction section, surely.
     
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    Oh LOL we Burned a internet Copy off the CPU and put it up on our Big Screen
     
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    Maybe some should explain you that the focus of the movie wasn't the penis like it seems to be the focuspoint in your life...
     
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    And what is wrong with being totally focused on the penis???
     
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    Erm... I don't know... Missing life maybe :rolleyes:
     
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    You have your own 3D projector?

    Impressive.
     
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    Brody, I salute your imagination.

    As ManBan says:
     
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    I think Matt has a... (*gulp*) penis. :eek:
     
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    YOU MEAN THERE ARE GAY MEN ON THIS SITE!?!?!

    WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME THIS????


    *faints*

    :dance:
     
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    :eek:And they believe that they are trapped in the movie AVATAR as straight men. :eek:
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    haha...and what are you doing here other than lecturing peeps about how to live thier lives :eek:
     
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    I liked the movie but the Navi are aliens, not humans, so y would you expect a human appendage like a penis? They mate in their own way...

    I personally liked the tentacle hair thing. The fact that it communicates directly with other species on the planet, plus the planet itself, is awesome!

    I saw it in 3D in a big stadium-style theatre... my take is that it's basically a love story.
     
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    3D, CGI whatevr they call that crap
     
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