Avian Flu

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  1. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL

    Subject: BIRD FLU SYMPTOMS

    The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.
    If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

    1. High fever
    2. Congestion
    3. Nausea
    4. Fatigue
    5. Aching in the joints
    6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.
     
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    The Sky Is Falling
     
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    I was fine until you said that last one.

    off to the doctor I go.
     
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    that was bird****:eek: that 'll teach you to look up when a bird flys by
     
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