'Awkward' Bulge at Party

[dunno_what]

Alright, so I was wearing my new jeans to a party, where there were about 10 people I knew well, and 10 people I didnt know at all. These new jeans are a mid rise, pretty cheap and nasty and I didnt think that my junk would be THAT prominent!

Anyway, we are in my mates room, laughing at some porn and just talking shit. All of a sudden my mate says: Dude, is that ur cock?! and just points at my bulge. Now, I am more than a few beers deep and now everyone in the room is lookin at my junk! So, I say all humble and that: We,, its my balls and my cock. My mate is, like, BULLSHIT, and decides to test if its all real.

Needless to say he found out it was!

Now, my major thing is that if I knew everyone well, I wouldnt care. Just thought it was odd that at the very time he mentioned this, there was a chick I didnt know at all, sitting on the ground directly in front of me... and I knew that she was staring at my junk after my mate said his point. Weird.

Will put up a relevant photo after work today if there are real stories of a similar experience as replies!

 

[pleasureboy]

Some brands are really obvious. Most American jeans have pretty decent crotches in them and most European brands are almost negative-crotch.

Why worry about it...if ya got enough to show, then roll with it.

 

[353681]

Dude! Totally get your point, happened to me a few times! Have you tried putting your hands in your pockets? Got me out of a lot of awkard situations before..
Now I just simply can't hide it any more.. and it kinda sucks

 

[big_tits4big_dicks]

This was you non boner? Don't worry about it. They were teasing you for filling out jeans, that's never been a deal breaker in my book! ;D I always got teased about my big boobs, it was how people described me for years. "Oh the one with long hair and huge boobs?" Yep that must be me! It was annoying at times, but whatever.

 

[D_Maurice Mountlilly]

don't stress it,i go through this all the time,especially if i sit on a bar stool,and the crotch area gets tighter.it might sound funny,but i can hide my dick hard sitting down better than i can when it's soft(i'm a shower)
soft it bends up all kinds of ways.
most people don't say anything to me.they will stare but few will say something about it.and if you play it off like it's no big deal,then they won't either.

 

[D_Esau Prepuce]

i try to avoid jeans all together for that reason alone xD if i go somewhere i wear a hoodie

 

[dunno_what]

Haha, I hope didn't come off as sounding like this was a bad thing!

I don't give a shit, really, it was just odd that my mate would mention it then, with some people i don't know around. It was all fun and in good nature (as far as I can remember, lol).

I think the fact that these new jeans are a light grey colour helped empha-size the 'point', hehe!

 

[TheRob]

This was you non boner? Don't worry about it. They were teasing you for filling out jeans, that's never been a deal breaker in my book! ;D I always got teased about my big boobs, it was how people described me for years. "Oh the one with long hair and huge boobs?" Yep that must be me! It was annoying at times, but whatever.

cmon now big boobed girl
don't be gripin : o )

 

[catman]

Many years ago went out with friends and was sitting on a bar stool scooted down....finally a friend whispered to me 'your woody is showing' (I was soft), so I learned not to sit so that it pulls all the fabric away from your crotch (sit down and slide your butt forward)

 

[Robert Badcock]

Price of fame.
- Got frisked by a cop last week because he thought I had a weapon. In my pants.

It can be uncomfortable to appear as if there is a small pistol in ones pants.

 

[lgtrmusr]

Price of fame.
- Got frisked by a cop last week because he thought I had a weapon. In my pants.

It can be uncomfortable to appear as if there is a small pistol in ones pants.

I guess you ARE armed!

 

[big_tits4big_dicks]

cmon now big boobed girl
don't be gripin : o )

hahaha, I just wanted people to look at my face. I wanted to know if I was pretty, or just a pair of tits...So I chopped off all my hair. I mean, all my hair. I joined the likes of Winona Ryder and Hallie Berry. Boy that was fun, my boobs were still huge and got most of the attention, but with my hair gone people saw my face. As an actress you don't want to be boobs and hair. Anyone can have that nowadays!

 

[OCMuscleJock]

meh...I choose jeans that make the bulge more visible. My absolute favorite thing is when a straight couple walks by and they both look. lol How's that for a conversation starter ..."Honey, did you see that guy's..." lol

I once went for a fitting for a movie and we had to wear navy uniforms, about 20 of us in the room and the wardrobe guy says..DAMN those pants fit you like a cheap hotel. I said, excuse me? Then he replied, definitely no (Ball room). LOL I looked like I had a softball in the front of my uniform pants. Was hilarious.

 

[TomCat84]

i try to avoid jeans all together for that reason alone xD if i go somewhere i wear a hoodie

Holy crap, your dick is hot! I'm cumming to Alabama! :redface::biggrin1:

 

[D_Frostrayne Foulpole]

I always like filling out a nice pair of jeans. I'm a former soccer player so I have HUGE thighs, therefore, I have to pick my jeans wisely. So if end up having to push my cock down one leg or the other its hugely noticeable, thanks to the thighs. haha

I wouldn't worry about it though. It's fun, when you're around the right people, that is. hahaha

 

[LetsGo2007]

meh...I choose jeans that make the bulge more visible. My absolute favorite thing is when a straight couple walks by and they both look. lol How's that for a conversation starter ..."Honey, did you see that guy's..." lol

I once went for a fitting for a movie and we had to wear navy uniforms, about 20 of us in the room and the wardrobe guy says..DAMN those pants fit you like a cheap hotel. I said, excuse me? Then he replied, definitely no (Ball room). LOL I looked like I had a softball in the front of my uniform pants. Was hilarious.

I like the way you think. Wish more endowed guys would show it off. :sgrin:

 

[LetsGo2007]

I always like filling out a nice pair of jeans. I'm a former soccer player so I have HUGE thighs, therefore, I have to pick my jeans wisely. So if end up having to push my cock down one leg or the other its hugely noticeable, thanks to the thighs. haha

I wouldn't worry about it though. It's fun, when you're around the right people, that is. hahaha

I LOVE the way you think. lol Would love to run into you somewhere while you're wearing your new jeans.

 

[TheRob]

hahaha, I just wanted people to look at my face. I wanted to know if I was pretty, or just a pair of tits...So I chopped off all my hair. I mean, all my hair. I joined the likes of Winona Ryder and Hallie Berry. Boy that was fun, my boobs were still huge and got most of the attention, but with my hair gone people saw my face. As an actress you don't want to be boobs and hair. Anyone can have that nowadays!

ironic that in your pic all I can see is your boobs lol
nice view btw

 

[moranus42]

You were sitting around looking at porn. Seems to me everyone had gotten pretty familiar already. Be happy that with all those porn guys on the screen, yours was enough to impress.

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

Alright, so I was wearing my new jeans to a party, where there were about 10 people I knew well, and 10 people I didnt know at all. These new jeans are a mid rise, pretty cheap and nasty and I didnt think that my junk would be THAT prominent!

Just don't worry about it!