Other than the obvious locker room story about the dude whose dong touched his knees, does anyone have a funny story about penises and varsity sports? Guys and girls comment, please. At the start of track practice they made everyone on the team, jumpers, runners, throwers, etc., all do jumping jacks. Hilarious. I either never ran with underwear or I wore boxers. I used to do mine right next to the hottest girls on the team after I got used to how much my shorts flopped around. I think I got the same pleasure out of it that the girls did with leg lifts. Athletic shorts are the best way to show off what you got, be you guy, be you girl.