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  1. B_caneadea

    B_caneadea New Member

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    1. What is your favorite/least favorite word? (2 answers)

    2. What is a sound or noise that you love/hate to hear? (2 answers)

    3. If heaven exists, what would you expect god to say when you approach the pearly gates?

    4. What profession other than your own would you like/not like to attempt. (2 answers)

    5. What is your favorite curse word?
     
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    1. the 'pop' and 'fizz' when I open a beer.
    2. hate the sound of people whining and fingernails on the chalkboard.
    3. this place is going to hell...
    4. would not want anything to do with sewage...
    5. fuck it
     
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    1. "yes"
    ... "guilty"

    2. laughter
    ... screeching of tires

    3. "hey!"

    4. 6th grade teacher
    ... camel groomer

    5. shit
     
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    Yes.
    No.

    2.
    My kids saying DADDY!! when I come home.
    My wife crying.

    3.
    I sure tested your faith in ME, didn't I?

    4.
    Comic Book Artist
    Singer.

    5.
    Fuck (and all iterations of it--motherfucker, fuckin', Oh, Fuck, FUCK FUCK FUCK, fuckhead, etc.)
     
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    1. Yes/Maybe

    2. Sound check at a concert/static on the radio

    3. "Just when we were having so much fun."

    4. Writer/Anything in the medical fields.

    5. Twat waffle.
     
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    1. What is your favorite/least favorite word? (2 answers)

    dammit
    pussy

    2. What is a sound or noise that you love/hate to hear? (2 answers)

    "You know what mom? I love you"
    alarm clock

    3. If heaven exists, what would you expect God to say when you approach the pearly gates?

    They're waiting for you right over there.

    4. What profession other than your own would you like/not like to attempt. (2 answers)

    archeologist
    garbage collector

    5. What is your favorite curse word?

    shit
     
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    1. Yes
    No

    2. Quiet
    The heart wrenching sobbing of a person in mourning

    3. "Although you professed to be an atheist, you did a pretty damn good job living your life by the Golden Rule. Get your ass in here."

    4. Writer
    Mortician

    5. Shit
     
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    1. Bailey's/Agony
    2. Wind in the trees/bones breaking
    3. "I understand"
    4. Bartender in the Caribbean/Hog Butcher
    5. Dog Shit!
     
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    Favorite Word: Allowance.
    Least Favorite Word: Temporary Duty.

    Favorite Noise: The roar of a well-oiled, well-maintained Twin-Wasp radial engine.
    Least Favorite Noise: The whine of a jet engine failing.

    Come in and have a couple - the party's in full swing!

    I'd like to try myself as a singer, though I don't think that counts as a "profession". What I'd not do under any circumstances is working in a clerical-related job. Doesn't appeal to me at all.

    Shit. Followed by Big Fuckin' Shit!
     
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    1. yall
    Pubescent...or any form of the word...puberty, pube, pubic

    2. accoustical guitar...something that would want to make me crack open a cold brew and chill on my front porch
    The sound of someone chewing with their mouth open

    3. "You got Punk'd...ha ha ha. no, but really...I'm Rick James Bitch!!!"

    4. Own my own record store and label
    The person that sucks shit out of port-o-potties

    5. I enjoy good referencing of the word cunt

    "Twat Waffle" ha ha ha I am going to have to remember that one Madame
     
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    1> Favorite word: Peace. Least favorite word: Dissatisfaction.

    2> Favorite sound:Morning birds chirping in the springtime. Least favorite sound: Construction sounds.

    3> "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

    4>I would like to own a couple of restaurants. One would specialize in pan-Asian appetizers, assorted teas (hot or cold), warm and hot sakes and cold, cold Japanese beer. The other restaurant would be a "soul food" Southern-style restaurant. The food would be cooked healthier and still maintain great Southern flavor. Both of my restaurants would be priced economically and be buffet style. I also would like to be a DJ. Professions I would not like to have:
    Politician. Televangelist.

    5>Oh, I never curse!!!!!!! Hehehehehe!!!!
     
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    1) Lilly. It is a soft, easy word. It seems pure.
    Cling. UGGGH! I hate that word! I don't even know why.... *shudders*

    2) Broadway Songs, My precious puppy moaning (he moans when you move him when he is tired. He is a tiny little thing. Soooooo cute!) People who are happy
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    Rap. Heavy Metal. Heavy Rock. Bathroom noises. "My Humps" :biggrin:
    Women, especially mothers, crying. It is so pitiful and heartfelt... It makes me feel awful for them...

    3)What are YOU doing here?/ RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

    4) Archetect. That job seems fun.
    Elevator inspector. BOOOOORING! Anything to do with any human excrement or fluid....

    5) Public: D'Arvit! OR Oh, Fiddillie Dee!
    With my friends: Oh Dammit! Or (with my two girl best friends) Ugh. You Bitch! :biggerGrin: (that is our secret handshake, with a mini air bitchslap)
     
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    1. What is your favorite/least favorite word? (2 answers)

    2. What is a sound or noise that you love/hate to hear? (2 answers)

    3. If heaven exists, what would you expect god to say when you approach the pearly gates?

    4. What profession other than your own would you like/not like to attempt. (2 answers)

    5. What is your favorite curse word?
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    1.) Fav: Rapscalion
    Least Fav: Scallion
    2.) Fav: the sound of a woman coming to orgasm
    Least Fav: the sound of her husband.
    3.) "You're late"
    4.) Want to be a glassblower
    Don't want to be a embalmer
    5.) Douchebag.
     
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    1. sassy/ any word that can be substituted for flatulence.
    2. quiet/ noisy
    3. "remember when you..."
    4. drug dealer/ school teacher
    5. cursing is for losers.
     
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    What is your favorite word?
    allllluuuuurrrrring

    What is your least favorite word?
    juicy

    What is a sound or noise that you love to hear?
    the rain

    What is a sound or noise that you hate to hear?
    whining

    If heaven exists, what would you expect god to say when you approach the pearly gates?
    "the only reason you're not going to Hell is because I know you'll plan a hostile takeover down there."

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Photographer

    What profession other than your own would you like to not like to attempt?
    Politics

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Cocksucker
     
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    lol what in the world is a TWAT WAFFLE.
     
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    I think it was what came with the breakfast I got at IHOP last Sunday. It goes well with queefberry syrup.
     
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    mmmmmm, got to love the smell of queefberry in the morning
     
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    1. What is your favorite/least favorite word? (2 answers)

    favorite - yes
    least favorite - no

    2. What is a sound or noise that you love/hate to hear? (2 answers)

    love to hear - a moan in my ear
    hate to hear - a police siren directly behind me


    3. If heaven exists, what would you expect god to say when you approach the pearly gates?

    "Oh, we're not letting your kind in here."


    4. What profession other than your own would you like/not like to attempt. (2 answers)

    like - teacher
    not like - garbage man

    5. What is your favorite curse word?

    cuntiferous.. it's very useful. "I was on the phone with the customer service wench, she was a bit more cuntiferous than usual."

    or, you may refer to your woman's nether regions as the cuntiferous forest... I guarantee you it won't get you any points, though.
     
  20. SouthernBum

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    ahhhh, cuntiferous....brilliant, I'll add it to my cunt list in my head. Thank you, mehgah, thank you.
     
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