Bad girlfriend

[pterodactyl]

So last night I was texting my girlfriend. And she said I got good news and bad news. I said, ok tell me what is it.
Well i'll kill two birds with one stone and use it in one text, You have the biggest dick out all of your friends.

 

[ShannonH]

Hah

 

[bobg4400]

Lol funny. I prefer jokes that are subtle, like this one. I've never found that slapstick stuff funny at all.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

So last night I was texting my girlfriend. And she said I got good news and bad news. I said, ok tell me what is it.
Well i'll kill two birds with one stone and use it in one text, You have the biggest dick out all of your friends.

4 bad things that happened to me today

1) i caught my girlfriend cheating on me

2) my girlfriend left me for a plumber

3) my ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus on her way to her new boyfriends house

4) i lost my bus driving license

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My Blond girlfriend phoned me at work today.

"Its so cold that my windows have frozen!" she shouted.

"Calm down" I said "just spray some de-icer, that'll sort it."

20 minutes later I called her back.

"So has the de-icer worked?" I asked.

"Not really" she said "when I used it there was a lot of smoke, a bang and now my computer won't turn on."

 

[pterodactyl]

I love those...haha..

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

So last night I was texting my girlfriend. And she said I got good news and bad news. I said, ok tell me what is it.
Well i'll kill two birds with one stone and use it in one text, You have the biggest dick out all of your friends.

:biggrin:Heh. classic. Pretty good there, Bro.

4 bad things that happened to me today

1) i caught my girlfriend cheating on me

2) my girlfriend left me for a plumber

3) my ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus on her way to her new boyfriends house

4) i lost my bus driving license

Well, now we know who'd take GF's adultery the best and worst......

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

:biggrin:Heh. classic. Pretty good there, Bro.


Well, now we know who'd take GF's adultery the best and worst......

Well my Fu#k!ng old lady just had a Child and the midwife asked me what it was to be called.

"MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK," I said.

"What?" she replied, "MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK?"

"Yes," I returned.

"Why?" she asked.

"Well, because I'll have to go to bed every night, scared by the fact the little cunt could wake me up at any minute."

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

I like the one about the blonde gf and her windows....:rofl:

(play nice Buster... play nice) :spank:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Well my Fu#k!ng old lady just had a Child and the midwife asked me what it was to be called.

"MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK," I said.

"What?" she replied, "MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK?"

"Yes," I returned.

"Why?" she asked.

"Well, because I'll have to go to bed every night, scared by the fact the little cunt could wake me up at any minute."

Go ahead, you only posted a joke where you used a bus to hit your adulterous GF. all I did was point out how deranged it was.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Go ahead, you only posted a joke where you used a bus to hit your adulterous GF. all I did was point out how deranged it was.

M_CHUCK You do not have to point anything out to me....I am not hear to hurt you friend just to have a good time...Forgive if i did so my friend...Anything i say or do is just for fun....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

M_CHUCK You do not have to point anything out to me....I am not hear to hurt you friend just to have a good time...Forgive if i did so my friend...Anything i say or do is just for fun....

Going the route of the proofreader, I'm glad you're not here for that.
And for the last time, there, BUSTERHYMAN, we-are-not-friends.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

opcorn:

:argue: :twak: :smashfreakB:
:slap: :aargh4: :rant: :cussing2:
:kabong: :hitwithrock:

You boys quit arguing and come over here and keep me happy :bukkake2:

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

opcorn:

:argue: :twak: :smashfreakB:
:slap: :aargh4: :rant: :cussing2:
:kabong: :hitwithrock:

You boys quit arguing and come over here and keep me happy :bukkake2:

He has not pushed me far enough yet -------But it may be coming soon

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

opcorn:You boys quit arguing and come over here and keep me happy :bukkake2:

Oh, I'll be there, momentarily, my darling FP.
Better keep a defibrillator handy just in case one of us, uh, gets too appreciative.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Oh, I'll be there, momentarily, my darling FP.
Better keep a defibrillator handy just in case one of us, uh, gets too appreciative.

Talk about a BAD GIRLFRIEND..... I have a full stock of defibrillators... "just in case" :tongue:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Talk about a BAD GIRLFRIEND..... I have a full stock of defibrillators... "just in case" :tongue:

Now, with your latest tank top gallery pics, i can believe that.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My new girlfriend FancyPants whipped out my prick for the first time today!

FancyPants said "Where's the best place to rub?"

I said "Probably not on this bus!"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Ladies, if you really in love with man, set him free.
If the guy comes back he will be yours forever.

If he doesn't, the new chick probably does anal.