7x6andchg: Of course, the old jokes:
A frog walks into a bank. He hops up to the nearest desk and puts a small trinket on the desk, which belongs to a woman named Patricia Wacke.
"Can I help you?" Patricia asks.
"Yes," says the frog, "I'd like a loan."
"Well," says Patricia, "do you have any collateral?"
"I have this," says the frog, pointing to the trinket.
"Do you have any other collateral, any references?" asks Ms. Wacke.
"Well," says the frog, "look at these lips...my family tree says that Mick Jagger and I are descended from the same genes wayyyy back from the beginning of time"
Ms. Wacke is decidedly skeptical about giving the loan to this amphibian. She says, "Wait here, I'm going to have to get the manager."
She walks behind the manager's office door and asks him to come to her desk. There she shows him the frog, the trinket, and explains that frog lists Mick Jagger as not only a reference, but as a family member.
"I don't even know what this thing," she says, pointing to the trinket, "is..."
The bank manager says, "It's a knick knack, Patty Wacke, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
Ok - I never said it was good.....
7x6&c