two_fister: a 300lb gorllia walks into a bar.
the bartender is of course taken back, but he goes over to the owner of the bar and asks him what he should do.....the owner looks at the gorllia, and tells the bartender to serve him but what ever he orders charge him $300 ....so the bartender goes over to the gorllia and asks "what'll it be"...the gorllia says "sure, I'll have a beer"...so the bartender get him the beer, and says"that'll be $300"..the gorilla pays, then the bartender says"you know we don't get many gorillas around here"....the gorilla looks at him and says..."I believe it, at these prices"
the bartender is of course taken back, but he goes over to the owner of the bar and asks him what he should do.....the owner looks at the gorllia, and tells the bartender to serve him but what ever he orders charge him $300 ....so the bartender goes over to the gorllia and asks "what'll it be"...the gorllia says "sure, I'll have a beer"...so the bartender get him the beer, and says"that'll be $300"..the gorilla pays, then the bartender says"you know we don't get many gorillas around here"....the gorilla looks at him and says..."I believe it, at these prices"
fastfastr: After the first night of a newlywed couple's honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband
"YOU ARE A TERRIBLE LOVER!"
His reply...
"How can you tell in just 30 seconds?"
"YOU ARE A TERRIBLE LOVER!"
His reply...
"How can you tell in just 30 seconds?"
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