Bad names for dicks

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by osprey1987, Apr 13, 2011.

  1. osprey1987

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    Anyone ever been offended by a name for their large dick? Isn't meat slightly derogatory, like juggs or slit? Any supposed positive names you don't like.
     
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    Nope. I like them all.

    Dick. Cock. Rod. Meatstick. Fuckpole. Shlong. Ding dong (that one is just funny to say...heh). One Eyed Trouser Snake. Pocket Rocket.

    I think you get the idea.
     
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    These ones make me CRINGE!

    *wedding tackle
    *wife's best friend
    *family jewels
     
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    Never even thought about it... But I mean common the penis just begs to be called all sorts of names.

    So no doesn't bug me.
     
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    Dislike guys referring to their cock as "my junk"
     
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    My cousin gave me my nickname when I was around 13 years old. He dubbed me Captain Elephant and I've been called Cap ever since. Said it looked like an elephant's trunk. Didn't think he meant it as an insult.
     
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    The one eyed milkman and the purple headed warrior are common nicknames for the penis round my neck of the woods. Just seems .. childish to me lol
     
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    Never liked the term "coinpurse" (in reference to the scrotum....)
     
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    Totally agree with this. I don't get guys who call it "junk". Like, no self-respect at all...
     
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    wiener!!!!!!!! has to be one of the worst
     
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    Sorry, I think 'weiner' or 'weinie' is hilarious.

    'Junk' is undoubtedly the worst, and 'babymaker' is just porn stupid.
     
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    "My boss" I know he ain't got much between his legs but as living person he's a dick and the worst name to call him is "My Boss"


    lol
     
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    Anything cute. I love my dick but I have a serious problem trying to cope with the fact that it's cute or deserves a cute name.
     
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    Wedding tackle is the shit LOL!
     
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    DISLIKE:
    *"Junk" - already mentioned and seconded, but I'm thirding it because I find it so incredibly douchey. Especially since that hidden camera TSA "If you touch my junk....." fuckwit.
    *"Willy" - little boys have "willies", MEN have "dicks".....
    *"Meat and two veg" - Ugh! Just ugh!

    LIKE:
    *"Purple-headed custard chucker"
    *"Pig-skin bus"

    As much as I can't stand guys who have cute names for their dicks, I must admit I thought of one: "The Vicar Of Dribbly"

    But seriously, if you're too embarrassed to call a penis a "penis", then you're probably too immature to have one in the first place.

    PS: For those of you who may be unaware, there was a TV show called "The Vicar Of Dibley", "Dribbly" is my naughty little pun.....
     
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    Richard... seriously
     
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    Just one makes me cringe.. Dink
    As in Donkey Dink.
     
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    I think women dont like the term CUNT HOOK
     
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    <man's name> Junior or Little <man's name>

    Tallywhacker
    makes me giggle because it reminds me of "Porky's"
    Ditto pee-wee

    Fanny basher
    (that's fanny as in pussy, not ass)
     
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    "Twig and berries" - that one gets a thumbs down from me.

    .....but LOL at cunt hook!
     
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