Bad News and Worse News.....

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    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers. "Hello."
    "Mrs. Ward, please."
    "Speaking"
    "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, the results are either bad or terrible."
    "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
    "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for gonorhea. We can't tell which your husband is."
    "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" asked Mrs. Ward.
    "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
    "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
     
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    Oh thats good haha
     
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    Ha ha ha bonk!!
     
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    LOL!
    Thanks for sharing.
     
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    If they had the integrity to inform her of the mix-up the Medical Testing Lab should also do the test again on one of the Mr. Wards at their expense. Otherwise they would face bad publicity and Mrs. Ward recovering her costs in a lawsuit. That would be more expensive than doing a test for the clap on both parties.
    Then having the gall to suggest the "Medicare" solution to Mrs. Ward was not funny.
     
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    I think..it was a joke?

    A very funny one at that. :biggrin1:
     
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    And wicked too.:wink:
     
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    Jungle is massive?
     
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