Bad Or Embarrassing Sexual Experiences

[B_Awesome_Totty]

Hey guys i wana no your bad & embarrassing experiences during sexy time.
i however have not yet come to experience something like this. but i no many of you probably have so share if you dare. :tongue::biggrin1::smile:

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

In bed with my girlfriend in high school ... she's living away from her family because they're having trouble getting along ... a younger kid in the family she's living with opens the door without knocking, sees us (me fully up to the hilt inside her), and runs downstairs to tell his mom. Mom comes upstairs, then tells my girlfriend's parents, and all holy hell breaks loose for several days. Not fun.

 

[D_Bubba Pootbottom]

Not too much embarrassing. I was fucking a Japanese girl once. She was really tight, and I had so much trouble actually getting into her that we actually started laughing. Then I got limp. We had so much trouble that we ended up just giving each other oral.

 

[damnimbi]

Before I learned the three hour rule, was deepthroating a very well endowed guy. Soon the recent lunch made its appearance.........not easy to live down....so to speak

 

[B_bluebird70]

met a swedish girl on hols in a bar - both drunk! - took her back to her place and fucked her - straight after she went to the bathroom and threw up! - i hope it was the drink that caused it!!

 

[B_Awesome_Totty]

Before I learned the three hour rule, was deepthroating a very well endowed guy. Soon the recent lunch made its appearance.........not easy to live down....so to speak

:frown1: I can imagine .. LOL

 

[YumYumCock]

The hot and horny fuck I was hoping for from this great looking guy turned in to a real disappointment as his cock was as thick as my finger. It was so thin it was creepy... pretended it was an average size (wtf I know) and got the hell outta there after he'd gone down on me... thank god for his tongue!!! xxx

 

[Bbucko]

A long, long time ago I was living in a nice but rather run-down apartment in downtown Boston that was absolutely infested with cockroaches. A guy I'd had the hots for forever finally came by for some fun, but instead of just jumping his bones, I opened two cans of beer and decided on a chat first.

We'd been talking for about ten minutes when I took a sip from my can only to discover that a roach had crawled in and was now in my mouth. Horrified, I spit the beer (complete with dead bug) all over him :redface:

He left shortly thereafter.

 

[nudeyorker]

Just thinking about this is giving me a headache. One involved my father and another involved my brother (no sexual contact whatsoever) but sort of a Six Degrees Of Separation via nudeyorker type of thing. The worst was picking up someone who was the (over 18) child of a friend of mine from High School.

 

[paigexox]

I've had a few guys in my past who just didn't have the staying power to make even the 5 or 10 min mark when it came to penetration.

I also slept with a guy once who go so nervous he couldn't get hard for a very long time.

 

[poptarts]

Haha my ex once puked on me while giving me a bj right as I was cumming. It was frozen margarita...regurgitated style. Also I was having sex with a girl and she got her period in the middle of it/started bleeding that was strange.

BUT hands down the best has to be my one mate who was boning his gf at the time while she was on her period only to then use her period blood as lube for anal. I'm not making this up...

 

[B_Awesome_Totty]

Haha my ex once puked on me while giving me a bj right as I was cumming. It was frozen margarita...regurgitated style. Also I was having sex with a girl and she got her period in the middle of it/started bleeding that was strange.

BUT hands down the best has to be my one mate who was boning his gf at the time while she was on her period only to then use her period blood as lube for anal. I'm not making this up...

:frown1: RANK!!!!!!!!!

 

[HeyVickHey]

I was hooking up with a friend, one of the first I ever hooked up with so I was naive about most everything, and we decided to blow each other. He was an exchange student from China, so he was uncut, and I've never blown an uncut guy before. So I asked if he was clean and stuff, the usual, and he said yes.

So I took his word for it, and I stick it in my mouth. Next thing you know, I'm getting this rancid taste of old urine. So I take it out and pull back his foreskin, because he was still blowing me so I couldn't get up, and I see so much caked on smegma under the skin. I literally wanted to throw up, I was so horrified. I said I had to go, and left.

Needless to say, that kinda ruined sucking cocks for me. And now I know not to stick things in my mouth without checking it first.

 

[poptarts]

i think you win haha

 

[B_Awesome_Totty]

I was hooking up with a friend, one of the first I ever hooked up with so I was naive about most everything, and we decided to blow each other. He was an exchange student from China, so he was uncut, and I've never blown an uncut guy before. So I asked if he was clean and stuff, the usual, and he said yes.

So I took his word for it, and I stick it in my mouth. Next thing you know, I'm getting this rancid taste of old urine. So I take it out and pull back his foreskin, because he was still blowing me so I couldn't get up, and I see so much caked on smegma under the skin. I literally wanted to throw up, I was so horrified. I said I had to go, and left.

Needless to say, that kinda ruined sucking cocks for me. And now I know not to stick things in my mouth without checking it first.

This is why i prefer cut as explained on a post of mine about circumcision.. you never no what's lurking behind that skin..

 

[D_Vinny_Velcro]

LOL, i love this topic xD

 

[ladygaga1977]

my first blow job was terrible.......there were other times here in spain with no sexual education at all.......i was 19 and i just had seen a couple of porn videos, thats all........so i not only sucked the guy but swallowed his cum and even licked his cock dry afterwards cause i thought IT WAS THE NORMAL WAY ALWAYS.........when i told my female friends they told me......YOU DID WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????.....i wanted to die i was so ashamed........nowadays i laugh so stupid and inocent i was but for some years i remained with a big trauma.....

 

[hsarge]

Lady Gaga, I'd say you gave the epitome of a good blow job. I'm sure he was quite pleased. P.S. thanks for all the beautiful pics.

 

[poptarts]

my first blow job was terrible.......there were other times here in spain with no sexual education at all.......i was 19 and i just had seen a couple of porn videos, thats all........so i not only sucked the guy but swallowed his cum and even licked his cock dry afterwards cause i thought IT WAS THE NORMAL WAY ALWAYS.........when i told my female friends they told me......YOU DID WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????.....i wanted to die i was so ashamed........nowadays i laugh so stupid and inocent i was but for some years i remained with a big trauma.....

Haha reading the first line of this post I was thinking "Oh god you bit him" LOL

 

[NEWREBA]

Well I liked this one boy in grade school who was a year older than me. He was in the 7th and I was in the 6th. Somehow we ended up at his home in the garage. Luckily no one was there except us. One thing led to another and we started making out leaning against a car. He kept making these little moaning sounds which I'd never heard before. Then he grabbed my hand and put it on his cock which was hard and very big, at least to me, under his jeans. He told me to rub it harder, which I did and then all of a sudden he came in his pants. But he was so pissed that I made him come that way, he started yelling at me to get out of his house. I really got scared. I didn't know exactly what had happened so I ran home as fast as I could thinking I had done something terrible. Eventually one of my girl friends explained it all to me. I guess I was surprised that a guy couldn't control himself or something like that. It took me awhile to actually talk to him again at school without feeling very uncomfortable.