Bad Or Embarrassing Sexual Experiences
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I hear that ! I've had that twice now and it feels like a bit of barbed wire hitting the head and hurts like hell when you have no idea it's coming.. OUCH !
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I'll post the tumblr link to my story below, but in a nutshell i turned up to meet a couple and she had an eye patch ! Not cool.
Full story : When it’s not all good! - A Bulls Life
Full story : When it’s not all good! - A Bulls Life
About 5 or 6 years ago we got talking to another couple in a swinger club bar. They were mid 30s, younger than us; the woman was VERY large and I didn't fancy her much while her guy was normal size. I could tell my wife wanted the guy so when she suggested a 4some I went along with it. We found a private playroom with two single beds and my wife and the guy got down to it on one while I was left with the enormous woman. When we came to fuck, I found it difficult to get my cock into her mish style, so turned her over into kneeling doggy. I had difficulty there, so leant her against the bed while I stood behind her in standing doggy and managed to get in. I kept on slipping out, she was so fat, and was really in danger of losing my erection, but eventually managed to stay in her cunt and started humping. She seemed to be enjoying it from her noises, but I just knew I'd have difficulty cumming - I wasn't enjoying the fuck at all. After a while she reached around and started fondling my balls, which was nice, but soon after she squeezed them hard, agony! I pulled out and lost my erection while she apologised. I suggested we left the other two to it, and went to the bar; she seemed OK with that.
My wife and her man appeared later, they'd had a really great fuck so someone was happy! We found another couple later with a normal-sized woman who was a really nice person and a great fuck too, so the night wasn't wasted.
My wife and her man appeared later, they'd had a really great fuck so someone was happy! We found another couple later with a normal-sized woman who was a really nice person and a great fuck too, so the night wasn't wasted.
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Got a few of them....
In college one of my roommates and his girlfriend were both plus sized. Late night one weekend, me and a couple of other guys were drinking beer and watching tv when they started going to town. The sounds that echoed out sounded like major contruction work was going on in there. A few minutes later it stops and he comes down the stairs and asks if any of us has any KY or vaseline he can use to do his girlfriend up the butt. We didn't have any. So he goes rummaging through the kitchen and after a while comes out with a can of crisco. Back upstairs he goes and the construction work continues. The thought of him banging away at her all lubed up in crisco haunted him for years.
Another roommate of mine was a really skinny guy and had a girlfriend who was beyond plus sized. Very much like the big lady in Deuce Bigalow. I'm talking minimum 450 pounds and probably close to 6 feet tall. Mind you, he was maybe 5'9 and 130 pounds soaking wet. But that was just how he liked his women. So they are upstairs one night and apparently getting into some sort of shouting match. Things turned ugly apparently and it sounds like more construction work but with crying and yelling. Only, he's the one crying and she's doing all the yelling. The next thing you know the door opens up and she's throwing him out the door and down the stairs he goes all the way to the bottom, butt naked. She comes running down the stairs after him ready to kick his ass some more and he goes running out the back door screaming with her hot on his heels. We asked him the next day what happened and he said he tried to make a move on her and she told him she wasn't in the mood because he was lousy at foreplay. He said he then walked straight over to a whole bunch of food and starts throwing doughnuts, chips and candy bars on the bed as if the goodies would lure her into the sack for his benefit. Obviously that didn't go over too well. Later on they made up and I think they eventually got married.
Personally, not much embarrassing I guess.
In college one of my roommates and his girlfriend were both plus sized. Late night one weekend, me and a couple of other guys were drinking beer and watching tv when they started going to town. The sounds that echoed out sounded like major contruction work was going on in there. A few minutes later it stops and he comes down the stairs and asks if any of us has any KY or vaseline he can use to do his girlfriend up the butt. We didn't have any. So he goes rummaging through the kitchen and after a while comes out with a can of crisco. Back upstairs he goes and the construction work continues. The thought of him banging away at her all lubed up in crisco haunted him for years.
Another roommate of mine was a really skinny guy and had a girlfriend who was beyond plus sized. Very much like the big lady in Deuce Bigalow. I'm talking minimum 450 pounds and probably close to 6 feet tall. Mind you, he was maybe 5'9 and 130 pounds soaking wet. But that was just how he liked his women. So they are upstairs one night and apparently getting into some sort of shouting match. Things turned ugly apparently and it sounds like more construction work but with crying and yelling. Only, he's the one crying and she's doing all the yelling. The next thing you know the door opens up and she's throwing him out the door and down the stairs he goes all the way to the bottom, butt naked. She comes running down the stairs after him ready to kick his ass some more and he goes running out the back door screaming with her hot on his heels. We asked him the next day what happened and he said he tried to make a move on her and she told him she wasn't in the mood because he was lousy at foreplay. He said he then walked straight over to a whole bunch of food and starts throwing doughnuts, chips and candy bars on the bed as if the goodies would lure her into the sack for his benefit. Obviously that didn't go over too well. Later on they made up and I think they eventually got married.
Personally, not much embarrassing I guess.
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Ah, crisco. Originally it was hydrogenated cottonseed oil, one of the first industrialised foodstuffs. Sold as a shortening for pastry, etc, in north america. Not a good healthy choice to eat, but a fab lube apparently. Very popular for anal sex before condoms and non-oily lube became necessary. Never used it myself (don't think it's sold in the UK) but did used to watch a guy wank with it on broadcast cam in the early days of Squirt video chat. Seems it gets liquid at body temperature.
Right after my now wife and I started dating, she decided that just licking and sucking the head of my cock wasn't enough, so she was going to learn to deep throat. What she ended up doing was piling all over the both of us.
Another time, while in college, my girlfriend and I were going at it like crazy in her room, and all of a sudden we realized that all four of her roommates and their boyfriends were standing there staring at us. They said that anything that has her making that much noise was worth taking a look at. We were terribly embarrassed, but after catching a look at their girls eyeing my package, the other guys were the ones embarrassed.
Another time, while in college, my girlfriend and I were going at it like crazy in her room, and all of a sudden we realized that all four of her roommates and their boyfriends were standing there staring at us. They said that anything that has her making that much noise was worth taking a look at. We were terribly embarrassed, but after catching a look at their girls eyeing my package, the other guys were the ones embarrassed.
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Was in one of my younger days. Making out with this girl I knew & spent a good deal of time making out & fingering her. We end up on the floor with me on a knee leaning over her body & fingering her, I guess she was close to having an orgasm. So she grabbed my penis & pulled at it like a jackhammer. It felt nice at first & I was close to ejaculating but the pain was too much where I lost my erection due to her grip & rate at which she was pulling. It hurt like hell later on that night due to the blue balls I had.
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There is a three hour rule? I wonder if that would explain a similar incident I had while giving oral to my ex-husband. It turned out that I was pregnant so it probably was morning sickness. I personally found it hilarious and still laugh about it when I think about it. Another funny moment was when my period came down when we were having sex. I was laughing the entire time as I cleaned him. He literally covered his eyes like the biggest baby cause the sight of the blood on his dick just freaked him out.
Going to town, both fucking and eating, on my wife one night for what seemed liked hours of the juiciest she's ever been. Got up to piss and looked and I was covered in blood from the top of my head to near my knees. The white sheets had a bloody print of what looked like the sign of the Pheonix.
It was good and we giggle about every now and then.
It was good and we giggle about every now and then.
My college roomate and I were fucking these two girls at there place and thier beds were next to each other. We had just met them that night. We had been fucking away for about 30min when my roomate says hey let's swapp girls. I said o.k. and about that time he pulled his cock out of her and OMG!! It was huge! About 9in long and 7 in around! And the head of his cock was even bigger, like a baseball! Then the girl he was with came over and got on top of me and put me inside her. I was soooo embarrassed!!! My cock is only 7.5in long and only 5.5in around. I couldn't even tell I was inside her, so I know she couldn't feel my cock! After just a couple of minutes she got off of me and we just layed there. Then I heard the other girl I was with first say to my roomate "your dick is fuckin huge" as I watched her still slowly fitting his baseball size cock head inside of her. Once she got the head in they fucked for about 20min and then the girl that was laying beside me went over to my roomate and told him she wanted to swapp partners back! The girls swapped and the one I was with first came over and layed on her back in front of me and spread her legs. As I started to slowly put my cock inside her, it fell in!! Holy Crap! This girls pussy was snugg on my cock just 30min ago, now it's huge! How can that happen in such a short period of time? She didn't say anything, she just told me to keep fucking while she played with herself till she came. I was soooo embarressed!! After my roomate finished we left and never saw those girls again, thank goodness.
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I know it wasn't bad for me i know it was embarrassing for my girlfriend it was only my 2nd time having sex i went down on my girl and she was already dripping wet from a long fingering session i started licking her clit then i moved to her ample wet pussy lips after a few minutes she started to squirt it started with a dribble then 3 hard squirts after it ended my mouth and chin were soaked there was a huge wet spot on the bed she was so embarrassed and said that never happened before
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- jacking off out side in the after noon standing up. shot my load was getting dressed and realized my mom was behind me about 10 feet. just started taking like nothing just happened.
- one dude was going down on me and really wanted to take it all. he threw up in my lap. I laughed, I was flattered that it happened. We showered and he went down on me again - to completion.
- my bf and I picked up another couple and swapped partners. He fucked my bf and came fast while me an his bf were still going at it. The other guy freaked out how hot and heavy his bf and I were going at it. I guess he didn't like it and left. Then the bf ran out of the hotel room after him; nude.
- one dude was going down on me and really wanted to take it all. he threw up in my lap. I laughed, I was flattered that it happened. We showered and he went down on me again - to completion.
- my bf and I picked up another couple and swapped partners. He fucked my bf and came fast while me an his bf were still going at it. The other guy freaked out how hot and heavy his bf and I were going at it. I guess he didn't like it and left. Then the bf ran out of the hotel room after him; nude.
