Bad Or Embarrassing Sexual Experiences

[D_Ivana_Bhig-Dicke]

Girlfriend was rimming me and I farted in her face...... funny for me not for her.

Also I was showering with one of my exes and I started peeing on her leg. She noticed and thought it was funny. Then I scooped up some pee in my hands and threw it in her face.

That second one wasn't really embarrassing, just really funny.

 

[rbkwp]

Girlfriend was rimming me and I farted in her face...... funny for me not for her.



Same, cept it wa a male & i was the recipient .. hahha BUT ... NOT really all that funny
got him back tho, in a nice way
Still remember it happening, overall not that pleasant, but can imagine the bodily functions needing to release, so thats OK? ha just'
enz

 

[B_Nick8]

Going to town, both fucking and eating, on my wife one night for what seemed liked hours of the juiciest she's ever been. Got up to piss and looked and I was covered in blood from the top of my head to near my knees. The white sheets had a bloody print of what looked like the sign of the Pheonix.

It was good and we giggle about every now and then.

Reason number two thousand, six hundred and forty-eight: why I'm glad I'm gay (now).

 

[D_Percy_Prettywillie]

When I was younger I was extremely sensitive to other peoples germs in that I didn't really like being touched by other people, would get really grossed out if anybody sneezed too close to me and had absolutely no stomach for the bodily fluids of any other human.

Well, the first time I ever almost had sex was with this 22 year old who lived up stairs from me. I didn't know it at the time but he was a huge queen but to me he seemed awesome and worldly. He gave me a blow job for about 10 minutes and then stood up to straddle me. He really wanted to ride me I guess. It never got that far though because when he bent over, he farted directly at my face.

I started screaming and then I threw up. I don't think I actually "blacked out" but I have no memory of what exactly happened immediately afterward, just that I woke up in front of my own door with a mix of his and my clothing on. He avoided me like grim death until he moved away a few months later.




JSZ

 

[B_Nick8]

Last year I messed around with a big hunky guy that was staying at the same gay guesthouse in Fort Lauderdale, FL. We went to his room. He wanted me to fuck him, which I was happy to do, but shortly after we stared he screamed out in pain and I saw that he was bleeding a bit from his anus. So, we quit that and took a shower together.

Back in bed, he wanted to suck my dick, which worked for me. He started giving me a great blowjob, and I thought it would make up for the earlier negative experience. He then started deep throating me by forcing my dick down his throat. It felt even better, but shortly into this, with no warning, he vomited all over my dick and crotch and his bed. We called it a night.

Really, why?? I would have married him.