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I recently was in a potentially hot situation that ended up grossing me the hell out:


I was cruising my favorite area and caught the attention of a decent looking guy. He was probably about 6'3", built like a former pro football player and had a masculine swagger about him.

Naturally, I was playing a little hard to get (to figure out if he's really interested) which worked and before I knew it, he was dry humping the mess out of me.

I'll admit, I like a little bit of rough play, but when he started pokin' where he shouldn't-a-been pokin' I started to back off.

He could tell I was losing interest and that's when the grossout started.

He tried to do anything to keep me interested: at first he started back with the grinding against me, but this time he was closer to my face, in which I could smell many unpleasant things on his breath. When that wasn't working, he man-handled me and pushed me against a wall.

I thought that he was going to rape me and I got real scared, but then he drops his pants and bends over; showing me the nastiest ass/chode area I've ever seen in my life. He had clumps of goo in the hair in and around his hole and chode and it smelled like a dump or an alley. (I could literally smell it without being near it...eeew!)

While he was grinding, he realized my size and kept asking me to "fuck his manhole."

I quickly walked (read:ran like hell) out of there and took a shower once I got home.

It was literally one of those moments like Dane Cook joked about. Being grossed out so bad that you had to tell other people what you went through.


Anyone else have hookup horror stories to share?
 

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One of my worst sex disasters happened a few years ago in New York. I was in the NY area on business, and went into NYC on Saturday afternoon. A guy picks me up in a bar on Christopher Street. He's there visitin, too, and his hotel is down the street, so we go there to fuck.

At first everything is OK. He's qute clean down there. But after a while, I notice he's not quite clean anymore. It happens now and then, a hazard of fucking hard with a big dick. I'm wondering what to do so as to be least embarassing to him. Since he's making noises as though he's about to cum, I figure it's best to just finish him off, then we'll go clean up.

It takes a lot longer to make him cum than I expected. Whe he does, I pull out, and discover the situation is a lot worse than I had thought. I grab a towel, and try to clean up, then excuse myself and go into the bathroom to try to wash up. I probably should have just taken a shower, but as my wallet is in my jeans outside in a stranger's room, I decide I should just try to wash up as quickly as I can. It doesn't work-- every towel, cloth, and rag in the bathroom is brown, and I'm still not clean. But at least I'm clean enough that I can pull on my pants, get the hell out of there, walk to my car, go to my own hotel, and have a long hot shower.

So, I step out of the bathroom. He's still standing there, having made no effort to clean himself up, and asks if I'll fuck him again. I decine as I nget dressed. Even after I'm dressed, and trying to leave, he's blocking the door, begging me to fuck him again. (Could he possibly not reaize his ass is covered in shit?)

Finally, I escape, and start the 6 block walk to my car. On the way, I meet a friend I see from time to time in NYC, who actually is a good fuck. "Eric! I didn't know you were in town! Have time for a quickie?" He says.

I decline, being still semi-covered in shit under my jeans, but he's persistent. Not wanting to explain the real problem, I explain that I just came. "That's OK! I'll just play with your soft dick, then!"

I explan that I really have to run, say goodby , and contine walking to my car. Socre so far: one horrible shitty fuck, One good fuck missed on account ob being covered in shit. But it gets worse.

I get to my car, and find a $105 parking ticket on the windshield, with a cop trying to ticket it a second time.
 

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A few years ago, I was fucking a guy really hard. Just as I was getting ready to cum, we fell off the bed. He went right, I went left and my cock was still in him. Pull off the rubber and there's blood just flowing out of my dick. Drove myself to the hospital and apparently I had just torn my urethra.

I was dating this guy and one night we checked into a hotel on South Beach. Turns out the bastard is married. His wife shows up at the hotel, assaults him and then comes at me. The cops showed up and it was this awful situation. He fucking left with her! I checked out and went to go back to Ft. Lauderdale. I get to the lot and my car is gone. Tremont towed it! I go to Tremont and they only take cash, so off I go to an ATM, then back to Tremont and get my car. As I'm driving to the causeway, I get pulled over for speeding by the golf course and ticketed!
 

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This is my story, it really grossed me out! I making out with this girl I met a few days ago. Everything is good, we are getting into it; I started kissing her lips and start working my way down, when I reach the chest area I start kissing her tits..really good so far. She then tells me to shut the lights, so I do. After, I returned to the bed and keep making out, I decided it was time for me to take out her blouse, I do, her braw, I do. I start kissing her chest and get to the tits again, when I put my mouth over her nipples I felt these hairs in there! I was so grossed out that I had to tell her that I didn't wanted to do anything else that day.
Ladies please, no hairs on tits!! or at least warn us about it!!!
 

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A few years ago, I was fucking a guy really hard. Just as I was getting ready to cum, we fell off the bed. He went right, I went left and my cock was still in him. Pull off the rubber and there's blood just flowing out of my dick. Drove myself to the hospital and apparently I had just torn my urethra. OUCH!!!! :eek:

I was dating this guy and one night we checked into a hotel on South Beach. Turns out the bastard is married. His wife shows up at the hotel, assaults him and then comes at me. The cops showed up and it was this awful situation. He fucking left with her! I checked out and went to go back to Ft. Lauderdale. I get to the lot and my car is gone. Tremont towed it! I go to Tremont and they only take cash, so off I go to an ATM, then back to Tremont and get my car. As I'm driving to the causeway, I get pulled over for speeding by the golf course and ticketed!
Now that really SUCKS! :mad:
 

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long time ago. i met a guy at a club. he was hot. went back to his place and we started going at it. he had this weird ass leather studded cock ring on and his pubes were completely shaved off. i went from 60 to 0 in 3 seconds.

embarrassing, but i just ain't into that.
 

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A long time ago I met this guy at the library, we started talking about some antique books i had and he said he wanted to see them, nice looking guy , we get to my place , look at the books and one thing leads to another and we are really goin at it, he says he is really into rimming and since i had not let anyone do that to me before i let him, it was kinda dark in the room and he is giving me alot of pleasure, he stops and moves up to lick my chest and when he does i notice from the light coming in from my window his face is covered in blood, i freaked out, turn on the light and find that he gave him self a bloody nose!!!!! I had blood all over my ass and sheet! i quickly got in the shower he washed his face and i told him to leave in a very unceremoneous way.