Bad sex

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  1. _avg_

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    Please describe to me. Examples or generalities would be fine.
     
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    Your partner sneezing on you as you climax.
     
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    I once had a guy who took the term eating pussy literally. :rolleyes: He gnawed on my labia like it was corn on the cob. :yikes: :mad: I tapped his head, shoulders, and did the scoot back thing, before saying enough and telliing him exactly what to do. He followed my directions for maybe 2 minutes. Then proceeded to go back to his annoying gnawing which was interspersed wth hard finger poking. At that point I pulled my legs up, put my feet on his shoulders; and pushed him away.

    He appeared hurt and confused. I later found out this 51 yr old Sicilian American man couldn't figure out why I didn't love his techniques. After all it was exactly what the porn guys did, and the girls in porn ALWAYS love anything done to them. :mad::confused:
     
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    Had a guy with a big cock who knew nothing about rhythm. He would thrust in, leave it for a second, pull out, stop...stop...then thrust in again, over and over. Not even the same amount of time between intervals. I'd prepare myself for the next thrust, it wouldn't come, then it would... Probably when all was said and done, he was a 12 thrust man. He was quiet too, didn't make a noise.

    Another one was a lazy fuck. He lied on his back, arms to his side while I road him. All he would say is 'feels good', never thrusted up, never grabbed my ass...nothing.

    Women aren't the only ones who can be a dead fuck!
     
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    Man, a thread like this with so much potential for humor and it gets buried after three replies?! Tsk tsk.

    This is also an opportunity to put on a clinic - teach us what NOT to do, make us better all-around lovers! (Obviously it's highly 'lover-specific', but at least we'll have more 'tools' in our skillset to play around with)

    In my own experience, I'm often hampered by the "Nervous Ned" complex - trembling with fear, insecure about my nakedness, and worried to the point of impotence. Once we get comfortable with eachother, things take a dramatic 180. . .
     
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    I thought there was no such thing as "bad" sex, only "good" and "great" sex.
     
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    As a woman I love being active during sex. Some men are intidimated by a woman who wants to get her groove on.

    It not always the woman's fault, men often have this madonna/whore disorder going on in their mind.

    Most women that are married do not want to be the 'madonna'.
     
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    I had sex with a girl who was so tight my dick got chaved. That was while she was wet. When not wet even getting in a finger was impossible. Since I was a rookie back then sexwise, it almost took me off sex altogether. I tried to avoid bad experiences. I ended up avoiding women who looked like her for a very long time (which of course isn't fair).
     
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    Blowjob techniques to avoid!

    A blowjob, with good technique but never lasting more than 3 minutes!!!That is just evil!

    A "Cornetto blowjob" - only licking the sides but never putting the cock inside her mouth

    The cock strangle, squeezing the cock during a blowjob without moving her hand until all the blood had drained out.

    Low pressure BJ, it would be nice to feel those lips!
     
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    Absolutely, for example, I love nothing more than to have my ass slapped with a flacid cock while listening to weird electro music. And it only takes me 2 mins to cum, max!
     
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    worst experience to date is one guy who alternately stuck his tongue in my ear then bit my nipples far too hard. he also thought a sexy kiss was just sticking his tongue into my mouth and then not moving it..... sigh. not a fun night
     
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    When the dog bit me.



    OK, I just wanted to shock everybody and try to be funny.
    I dont think I have ever had a bad experience. I have had "not Great" but never bad.
    I have never not gotten it up.
     
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    I am not keen on the "tongue in the ear" foreplay. It is not erotic to me at all. In fact, it rather puts me off.
     
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    treat bad sex like a bad movie. heckling for about 5 mins then get up and leave.

    ml
     
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    I'm a guy. I agree with Woody Allen--There's no such thing as bad sex.
     
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    Silent Sex!! One lass I fucked did not make a sound. Thought id give her a second go, nope, not a squeak, had to find pleasure from the squelching of my dick in her. My mate then fucked her a while later.....confirmed, still no sound.
     
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