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If anyone has had a bad sexual experience, share it here. I'll start (this is copied from my blog entry for today)

I was talking with this guy online (don’t judge. LOL) and we decided to hook up. I was and still am super horny and needing a good fucking.
I get to his house and when I come to the doo he says “hold on right here for sec” 2 or 3 minutes later he comes and says “when you go in head straight to the basement” I’m thinking to myself what the hell is this about. So I go in and as I head for the basement in turn to the left and someone is sitting on the couch watching TV. Must have been his mom or grandmother. So I ask him “is anyone going to come down here” He says “No”.
He leads me to his room and the room is a disaster zone. Closet door is off the hinges, hangers and shit all on the floor, clothes on the floor. Now if he was in the middle of moving or cleaning, or getting stuff together to donate to the salvation army still make the room presentable, but no.
So we get started, I’m blowing him and he has a nice thick dick, about 6 or 6.5 inches long and really thick. When it’s time to actually fuck, it takes him a good 20 to 30 mins to get it in. My ass is drenched in lube and this fool still can’t find the hole. How he finds the hole dealing with a pussy, I don’t understand, IF he CAN find the hole in a pussy.
Now the whole time he’s trying to get it in, this motherfucker takes a phone call. I’m thinking to myself “motherfucker, you can’t spare the concentration”. I turn on to my stomach he thinks he’s in the hole, it’s not its on my right ass cheek. I’m like, “Really?” then this motherfucker licks my face. Which brings me too another point, BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH BEFORE YOU HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE” So, I put an end to the licking and half assed kissing.
He finally gets it in and has absolutely no rhythm. I’m a former music teacher so the rhythm thing is completely fucking me up, so I try getting him on rhythm but he’s like the kid in Mr. Holland’s Opus who no matter what you do, he can find a rhythm (so much for the notion that all black people have rhythm). He’s in there for all of 2 min then decides he wants me to jerk and suck him off to completion. I gladly do so because I was just ready to get this over with.
He blows his load and he’s sweating like he actually did something and then asks, “Can we make this a regular thing?” Mentally, I’m thinking “Hell No! Some shit needs to change first”, but I don’t actually say it. Instead I lie (which I don’t normally do) and say “I’m not from here so I don’t think that’s possible. I was so pissed off because not only did I NOT get the fucking I wanted, I didn’t even bust my nut. I went home and fucked “Rosy palm and her five sisters” What does it take to get a go screw now a days?
 

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If anyone has had a bad sexual experience, share it here. I'll start (this is copied from my blog entry for today)

I was talking with this guy online (don’t judge. LOL) and we decided to hook up. I was and still am super horny and needing a good fucking.
I get to his house and when I come to the doo he says “hold on right here for sec” 2 or 3 minutes later he comes and says “when you go in head straight to the basement” I’m thinking to myself what the hell is this about. So I go in and as I head for the basement in turn to the left and someone is sitting on the couch watching TV. Must have been his mom or grandmother. So I ask him “is anyone going to come down here” He says “No”.
He leads me to his room and the room is a disaster zone. Closet door is off the hinges, hangers and shit all on the floor, clothes on the floor. Now if he was in the middle of moving or cleaning, or getting stuff together to donate to the salvation army still make the room presentable, but no.
So we get started, I’m blowing him and he has a nice thick dick, about 6 or 6.5 inches long and really thick. When it’s time to actually fuck, it takes him a good 20 to 30 mins to get it in. My ass is drenched in lube and this fool still can’t find the hole. How he finds the hole dealing with a pussy, I don’t understand, IF he CAN find the hole in a pussy.
Now the whole time he’s trying to get it in, this motherfucker takes a phone call. I’m thinking to myself “motherfucker, you can’t spare the concentration”. I turn on to my stomach he thinks he’s in the hole, it’s not its on my right ass cheek. I’m like, “Really?” then this motherfucker licks my face. Which brings me too another point, BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH BEFORE YOU HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE” So, I put an end to the licking and half assed kissing.
He finally gets it in and has absolutely no rhythm. I’m a former music teacher so the rhythm thing is completely fucking me up, so I try getting him on rhythm but he’s like the kid in Mr. Holland’s Opus who no matter what you do, he can find a rhythm (so much for the notion that all black people have rhythm). He’s in there for all of 2 min then decides he wants me to jerk and suck him off to completion. I gladly do so because I was just ready to get this over with.
He blows his load and he’s sweating like he actually did something and then asks, “Can we make this a regular thing?” Mentally, I’m thinking “Hell No! Some shit needs to change first”, but I don’t actually say it. Instead I lie (which I don’t normally do) and say “I’m not from here so I don’t think that’s possible. I was so pissed off because not only did I NOT get the fucking I wanted, I didn’t even bust my nut. I went home and fucked “Rosy palm and her five sisters” What does it take to get a go screw now a days?

They can't all be wonderful.
 

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Someone once tried to be sneaky and remove his condom while fucking me, he pinned me down and tried to shove it in my ass. Eventually I got up and got dressed and left. Creeped me out cause he was no stranger and we had sex numerous times before.
 

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one girl I hooked up with wouldn't let me put my cock in her but only a fourth of the way in. I'm used to holding a few inches back, but this was practically just the head and nothing else. I'd get that much in and she would say, "not too deep." I mean, it was only 2 to 3 inches and she was putting the breaks on. It was very awkward. It made it difficult to perform.

I don't think this was even a size thing either. An average guy wouldn't have even been able to get half way in her. And this was after she had said she preferred bigger guys too...

it was just awkward. Maybe it was just a weird mood she was in, but I've never had that much trouble with a girl before. But she still enjoyed herself... I think anyhow.
 

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I hung with a guy one time who thought pleasure was pounding as hard as he can. I told him to take it slow I'm inexperienced.. He was jamming it down my throat forcing to mouth lower on him. Was really rough and grabbed me body so hard that it left bruises on me. When he got fully hard he lubed me up by forcing 2 fingers right away in me. I told him to be gentle he laughed a bit and said ok. He jammed it inside me and began to pump soo hard I was screaming out easy you're hurting me. I started crawling away and he rode my back forcing it back in anytime I moved. He told me this is how he does it and I need to stop whining. I was left in a lot of pain for a few days and thought he did damage to me. He seemed really nice too but it was all a front. I'm 6'3 260 he was about 5'7 150 pounds but I still couldn't hold him off me. He was really strong for a smaller guy and hurt me bad
 

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LOL, yea but I just looked at your pics dude, have you noticed that you were fucking her with a baseball bat - lucky girl
 

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I once hooked up with a guy who kept farting and he stated it was because he is trying to relax. Good thing it didn't stink. It was weird though.
 

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one girl I hooked up with wouldn't let me put my cock in her but only a fourth of the way in. I'm used to holding a few inches back, but this was practically just the head and nothing else. I'd get that much in and she would say, "not too deep." I mean, it was only 2 to 3 inches and she was putting the breaks on. It was very awkward. It made it difficult to perform.

I don't think this was even a size thing either. An average guy wouldn't have even been able to get half way in her. And this was after she had said she preferred bigger guys too...

it was just awkward. Maybe it was just a weird mood she was in, but I've never had that much trouble with a girl before. But she still enjoyed herself... I think anyhow.

i think with you maybe it was a size thing
 

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I've had a couple of those, with people who look so damn hot with clothes on, and when it gets down to it... well, not so much. This one girl was busier rubbing her tits so hard while riding me that she forgot anything else, she just sat there with my dick in her; and she kept rubbing, and rubbing, and rubbing, pretty darn hard. That was my first time as a human dildo... :)
 

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I've had a couple of those, with people who look so damn hot with clothes on, and when it gets down to it... well, not so much. This one girl was busier rubbing her tits so hard while riding me that she forgot anything else, she just sat there with my dick in her; and she kept rubbing, and rubbing, and rubbing, pretty darn hard. That was my first time as a human dildo... :)

LMAO ^^ that was hilarious...


i had some friends over for a bbq... my cousin came over with a few of his friends. one of them is openly gay and everyone knows and is ok with it. one of his friends mentioned they had some molly. i never tried it before... he offered to everyone. the gay guy said... i dont want molly cus if i do im gonna want some dick. everyone laughed and no one said anything back to him, they just walked away. i thought it was funny and i waited til everyone couldnt hear me and i said "ill give you some". he picked up on it real quick and was like okay, i want some molly. he ended up falling asleep on my bed before everyone else did. (i think he planned it) since he was laying there i didnt want to sleep on the floor so i slept on my bed next to him. he woke up in the middle of the night to blow me... god he sucked, he was licking it like a lolli pop, he was using teeth and could not jerk my dick off... i thought everyone with a dick knew how to jerk off apparently not this guy. he also asked when was i cumming because he didnt want to swallow... i was thinking you aint getting no jizz out of me like that... i ended up not cumming and turning on my belly for the rest of the night... turned completely off by his sexual skills lol... btw this guy is 38 and been gay for years... what is wrong with him? oh well, makes me appreciate the good kissers and great experiences i had before and after him.

also, i had my ex gf say they same thing... dont put it in so hard, just the tip not too much... ouch ouch ouch... slower... i barely had my head in and i wasnt moving. she was the most scandalous girl i ever slept with. it was very complicated and uncomfortable for us to try having intercourse and im not even huge at all lol. kinda made me feel like a porn star
 

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LMAO ^^ that was hilarious...


i had some friends over for a bbq... my cousin came over with a few of his friends. one of them is openly gay and everyone knows and is ok with it. one of his friends mentioned they had some molly. i never tried it before... he offered to everyone. the gay guy said... i dont want molly cus if i do im gonna want some dick. everyone laughed and no one said anything back to him, they just walked away. i thought it was funny and i waited til everyone couldnt hear me and i said "ill give you some". he picked up on it real quick and was like okay, i want some molly. he ended up falling asleep on my bed before everyone else did. (i think he planned it) since he was laying there i didnt want to sleep on the floor so i slept on my bed next to him. he woke up in the middle of the night to blow me... god he sucked, he was licking it like a lolli pop, he was using teeth and could not jerk my dick off... i thought everyone with a dick knew how to jerk off apparently not this guy. he also asked when was i cumming because he didnt want to swallow... i was thinking you aint getting no jizz out of me like that... i ended up not cumming and turning on my belly for the rest of the night... turned completely off by his sexual skills lol... btw this guy is 38 and been gay for years... what is wrong with him? oh well, makes me appreciate the good kissers and great experiences i had before and after him.

also, i had my ex gf say they same thing... dont put it in so hard, just the tip not too much... ouch ouch ouch... slower... i barely had my head in and i wasnt moving. she was the most scandalous girl i ever slept with. it was very complicated and uncomfortable for us to try having intercourse and im not even huge at all lol. kinda made me feel like a porn star

I'm beginning to really like this thread! I also got head once from this gay guy who had no idea about dick, he said he had known he liked to suck cock from a young age. Reeeeallllllyyyy? For some reason, he thought it would be... um... erotic... to scrape the head of my dick with his upper teeth, as if he were eating hard ice. No, not funny, not erotic. He was gorgeous, too, so I was even considering returning the favor... after letting my dick heal... in 10 years.
 

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I'm pretty inept at sex. I know that men aren't supposed to admit that, but we're all anonymous here, so why not?

Sex is great for me provided that he and I don't feel we have to do anything in particular. I will generally be happy with touching each other, maybe some kissing, and if I'm extra specially "in the mood" then even a mutual hand job might not be out of place. The latter is presupposing I can get hard in the first place, which is by no means a given. To cut a long story short, I'm not a terrific lay. So I try to indicate my limitations with prospective partners before we take it that far.:smile:

My worst sexual experience was with a guy who initially had seemed gentle and happy with the limitations but then turned out completely intolerant of my inability at the time to get an erection, making out that it was disrespectful to him that I wasn't hard. Despite my explanation that I needed time and patience, he ended up suddenly walking off and leaving me without a word.

This is absolutely trivial compared with the sexual violence which latinluva and Jetsfan4life90 described, of course, so I count myself fortunate!