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If anyone has had a bad sexual experience, share it here. I'll start (this is copied from my blog entry for today)
I was talking with this guy online (dont judge. LOL) and we decided to hook up. I was and still am super horny and needing a good fucking.
I get to his house and when I come to the doo he says hold on right here for sec 2 or 3 minutes later he comes and says when you go in head straight to the basement Im thinking to myself what the hell is this about. So I go in and as I head for the basement in turn to the left and someone is sitting on the couch watching TV. Must have been his mom or grandmother. So I ask him is anyone going to come down here He says No.
He leads me to his room and the room is a disaster zone. Closet door is off the hinges, hangers and shit all on the floor, clothes on the floor. Now if he was in the middle of moving or cleaning, or getting stuff together to donate to the salvation army still make the room presentable, but no.
So we get started, Im blowing him and he has a nice thick dick, about 6 or 6.5 inches long and really thick. When its time to actually fuck, it takes him a good 20 to 30 mins to get it in. My ass is drenched in lube and this fool still cant find the hole. How he finds the hole dealing with a pussy, I dont understand, IF he CAN find the hole in a pussy.
Now the whole time hes trying to get it in, this motherfucker takes a phone call. Im thinking to myself motherfucker, you cant spare the concentration. I turn on to my stomach he thinks hes in the hole, its not its on my right ass cheek. Im like, Really? then this motherfucker licks my face. Which brings me too another point, BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH BEFORE YOU HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE So, I put an end to the licking and half assed kissing.
He finally gets it in and has absolutely no rhythm. Im a former music teacher so the rhythm thing is completely fucking me up, so I try getting him on rhythm but hes like the kid in Mr. Hollands Opus who no matter what you do, he can find a rhythm (so much for the notion that all black people have rhythm). Hes in there for all of 2 min then decides he wants me to jerk and suck him off to completion. I gladly do so because I was just ready to get this over with.
He blows his load and hes sweating like he actually did something and then asks, Can we make this a regular thing? Mentally, Im thinking Hell No! Some shit needs to change first, but I dont actually say it. Instead I lie (which I dont normally do) and say Im not from here so I dont think thats possible. I was so pissed off because not only did I NOT get the fucking I wanted, I didnt even bust my nut. I went home and fucked Rosy palm and her five sisters What does it take to get a go screw now a days?
I was talking with this guy online (dont judge. LOL) and we decided to hook up. I was and still am super horny and needing a good fucking.
I get to his house and when I come to the doo he says hold on right here for sec 2 or 3 minutes later he comes and says when you go in head straight to the basement Im thinking to myself what the hell is this about. So I go in and as I head for the basement in turn to the left and someone is sitting on the couch watching TV. Must have been his mom or grandmother. So I ask him is anyone going to come down here He says No.
He leads me to his room and the room is a disaster zone. Closet door is off the hinges, hangers and shit all on the floor, clothes on the floor. Now if he was in the middle of moving or cleaning, or getting stuff together to donate to the salvation army still make the room presentable, but no.
So we get started, Im blowing him and he has a nice thick dick, about 6 or 6.5 inches long and really thick. When its time to actually fuck, it takes him a good 20 to 30 mins to get it in. My ass is drenched in lube and this fool still cant find the hole. How he finds the hole dealing with a pussy, I dont understand, IF he CAN find the hole in a pussy.
Now the whole time hes trying to get it in, this motherfucker takes a phone call. Im thinking to myself motherfucker, you cant spare the concentration. I turn on to my stomach he thinks hes in the hole, its not its on my right ass cheek. Im like, Really? then this motherfucker licks my face. Which brings me too another point, BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH BEFORE YOU HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE So, I put an end to the licking and half assed kissing.
He finally gets it in and has absolutely no rhythm. Im a former music teacher so the rhythm thing is completely fucking me up, so I try getting him on rhythm but hes like the kid in Mr. Hollands Opus who no matter what you do, he can find a rhythm (so much for the notion that all black people have rhythm). Hes in there for all of 2 min then decides he wants me to jerk and suck him off to completion. I gladly do so because I was just ready to get this over with.
He blows his load and hes sweating like he actually did something and then asks, Can we make this a regular thing? Mentally, Im thinking Hell No! Some shit needs to change first, but I dont actually say it. Instead I lie (which I dont normally do) and say Im not from here so I dont think thats possible. I was so pissed off because not only did I NOT get the fucking I wanted, I didnt even bust my nut. I went home and fucked Rosy palm and her five sisters What does it take to get a go screw now a days?