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I was on the phone with my girlfriend Chlamydia the other day when the signal went bad.
'We're breaking up' I said.
'You fucking bastard!' Chlamydia screamed. 'I've been sleeping with all your friends and I faked every single fucking orgasm!'
Really wish I hadn't been on T-mobile.
'We're breaking up' I said.
'You fucking bastard!' Chlamydia screamed. 'I've been sleeping with all your friends and I faked every single fucking orgasm!'
Really wish I hadn't been on T-mobile.
