bad table conversation

[D_Andreas Sukov]

i got home tonight, to see my nan and my mum on the table. we were talking about how i took after my nan's Jewish traits more then anyone else. basically joking that i was tight with money. then my nan suddenly turns around saying how i should have been circumcised!!!!!!! my mum did get me circumcised (obviously) and when i got an infection when i was 5 she was demanding it more. all the time my brother is sitting there going "why are we talking about dicks?".

what else would you talk about on xmas eve?

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

Cooking, gifts, hopes for the new year with family. With friends, after a couple of drinks almost nothing is taboo. It has been known to happen in my circle. LOL

 

[SpeedoMike]

that's a topic better suited to Good Friday

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

We were talking about nipples Nothing better then the good old traditional chats on Christmaseve

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

just the idea that i could of been circumcised was enough for me. im not so against it, i just like my foreskin. im certainly gonna be more appriciative of my pigs in blanket today....

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

i'll explain the story more as its confusing. i was not circumcised. my nan wanted me to be. i got an infection at 5, so my nan was demanding i should of got circumcised. hopefully that made it clearer

 

[Krusader]

anything that involves bodily fluid

 

[Deno]

lets talk more about your dick.... infection where actually.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

in my urethra i guess? or was that not an actual question?