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Bad Things to Say to a Man

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by eyemready, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. eyemready

    eyemready Well-Known Member

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    We all know the worst one: "Is it in?" What are some other devastating comments or ego-deflators? "Did you cum?"
     
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    In the heat of passion, at the point of no return... "I LOVE YOU"
     
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    In the heat of passion : "Did you put the bin out?"

    And what you never want to hear during sex :
    "Honey, I'm home!"
     
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    Easy, something like "old meat flap"....
     
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    Comparing your sexual performance or cock size to past lovers.
     
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    or calling out someone else's name:eek: (a friend of mine had that happen to him in college)
     
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    :confused:

    With the right person this is a great thing to say!
     
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    "Oh, I get horny. I want to have sex. I just don't want to have sex with *you*."
     
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    There's the variant: "Are you all the way in?"
     
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    "Wow. You're nowhere NEAR as big as my last boyfriend."

    "The reason I cheated on you was I just felt I deserved more than what you have."
     
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    "I'd like to see it hard"..
     
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    "I missed my period."
     
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    I think the guy that asked his fiancé to marry him and she said no your penis is too small.
     
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    Or the other nice variant known better by smaller guys: "Did it slip out?" :eek:
     
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    "At first I thought that was your finger."

    "Can you go faster and be done?"

    "Come to mama!"
     
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    "there is no beer in the fridge"
     
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    Is dinner ready yet?
     
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    1. It looks like a cock, only smaller.
    2. The ceiling needs painting.
    3. You're not as good as they said you were.
    4. You need to go get tested.
     
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    Does my bum look big in this?
     
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    Your cock is NOT a women's issue.
     
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